Possible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike

**jono035** · 11th June 2009, 20:29

'I'm leaving if you get a motorbike' and you don't get a motorbike...

'I'm leaving if you don't spend all weekend at home with me' and you don't go out

'I'm leaving if you don't marry me' and you get married

'I'm leaving if you don't want to have a kid with me' and you have kids

Then you realise you can't stand her, leave her, have a midlife crisis and buy the bike anyway!

**A_Mans_Ruin** · 11th June 2009, 20:41

you know if you look hard enough you might find that perfect girl who:

A) is great in bed

B) is totally hot.... (better in leather)

C) is totally ok with ya havin a bike..... might even encourage you to get a better one haha...

and finally

D) could keep the fark up with ya when ya riding!!!!

Unfortunatley for me at the moment..... "seeing" someone was quickly followed by the introduction to the mates as, BUT SHE RIDES A BIGGER BIKE THAN ME.... hmmmmmm
now I wonder if he will ask me to get rid of it????

**ducatilover** · 11th June 2009, 20:53

Originally Posted by jono035

'I'm leaving if you get a motorbike' and you don't get a motorbike...

'I'm leaving if you don't spend all weekend at home with me' and you don't go out

'I'm leaving if you don't marry me' and you get married

'I'm leaving if you don't want to have a kid with me' and you have kids

Then you realise you can't stand her, leave her, have a midlife crisis and buy the bike anyway!

And by that time the lsd has worn off and shes an ugly manky mutt

**merv** · 11th June 2009, 21:12

Aaron you got any more photos of this hottie?

As for the topic of the thread yeah just hurry up and get out riding on a bike and yes even one made in South Korea is better than one never made at all.

**Mikkel** · 11th June 2009, 21:15

Originally Posted by scracha

Pah..yoof of today. Wot are you...religious or summit?

Just don't get their names mixed up or tell them about each other.

Faced with a choice between a hot 18 year old chick who's a demon in the sack or a motorcycle I think most peeps on here would be listing their bikes on Trademe.

What would you rather ride over winter?

Mate, you need to harden the fuck up... It's not exactly like the roads are covered in ice here in NZ. Just the fact that you can get 12 month comprehensive insurance at a reasonable price is reason enough you can not justify not riding your bike over winter!

Jake might have been a slave of his fists - being a slave of your loins isn't much better to be honest.

**jono035** · 11th June 2009, 21:30

Originally Posted by Mikkel

being a slave of your loins isn't much better to be honest.

My thoughts exactly... Lots of fun, just shouldn't be that important!

**Cheshire Cat** · 11th June 2009, 21:30

Go on then! Choose the bitch and fuck off lol

why such a big deal about it? You skiting or something?

**gatch** · 11th June 2009, 21:40

Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat

Go on then! Choose the bitch and fuck off lol

why such a big deal about it? You skiting or something?

dreaming perhaps

**Cheshire Cat** · 11th June 2009, 22:05

Originally Posted by gatch

dreaming perhaps

If silly little boy goes with silly little girl hes an idiot and he shouldn't be on this site. I mean look at her! and she doesn't want him to have a bike!!! Why the fuck not!?!? cause its not "cool"?

Hey Mr Newrider, did you ask her why???

or maybe this is the hottest girl to ever take interest in him and hes skiting.....wrong place to do it buddy.

**gatch** · 11th June 2009, 22:24

Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat

wrong place to do it buddy.

Man if I had a dollar for every time I heard that..

**2wheeldrifter** · 11th June 2009, 22:24

Look bud, she not that hot K! end of the day they are all pink on the inside and a few beers they all like hot.. well most!
Dump the cow, get the bike... buy a whore, cheaper in the long run!! simple all happy

**Gremlin** · 11th June 2009, 22:33

Originally Posted by A_Mans_Ruin

Unfortunatley for me at the moment..... "seeing" someone was quickly followed by the introduction to the mates as, BUT SHE RIDES A BIGGER BIKE THAN ME.... hmmmmmm
now I wonder if he will ask me to get rid of it????

Best you get a Rocket III

**MaxB** · 11th June 2009, 23:02

Maybe I'm missing something here. Why are you waiting another 3 months?

There are still heaps of dodgy credit and lending organisations out there. If you really wanted to take the plunge now you could get the $$$ somehow. Mummy and daddy, student loans, dealer finance, GE finance or whatever.

**ducatilover** · 11th June 2009, 23:08

Originally Posted by MaxB

Maybe I'm missing something here. Why are you waiting another 3 months?

There are still heaps of dodgy credit and lending organisations out there. If you really wanted to take the plunge now you could get the $$$ somehow. Mummy and daddy, student loans, dealer finance, GE finance or whatever.

Make her give hand jobs or what have you on the corner, that'll do it