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    Ditch the bitch and go and ride,
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    Quote Originally Posted by one fast tl1ooo View Post
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    You guys are still going on about this, hahaha! 183 posts, seems everyone had something so say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    You guys are still going on about this, hahaha! 183 posts, seems everyone had something so say.
    Fav one at the moment , good laugh last couple of nights, So ya still tapping her or moved on to her sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cruza View Post
    Fav one at the moment , good laugh last couple of nights, So ya still tapping her or moved on to her sister?
    No comment, I'll let you know in 3 months when I buy the bike. TBA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    No comment, I'll let you know in 3 months when I buy the bike. TBA
    I like your thinking - tap that arse for 3 months then when the weather is starting to improve get a bike and go for some different riding. Respect!
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    have you asked her why yet....oh wait
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    Nah - you guys are all shit....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider View Post
    Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

    So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!!


    Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.
    My 2 cents: Keep fucking her, take heaps of videos and photos of her nekkid, buy the bike keep it locked away, post the photos here. A hot chick is always fun to play with, but they do grow old and fat, as a bike you can always trade in for a newer, faster model.
    Carry on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    My 2 cents: Keep fucking her, take heaps of videos and photos of her nekkid, buy the bike keep it locked away, post the photos here. A hot chick is always fun to play with, but they do grow old and fat, as a bike you can always trade in for a newer, faster model.
    Carry on...

    You can't trade a chick for a newer faster model? Shit news to me. HAHAHA

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    Small Update: Purchased some gloves today... one small step for Aaron, one giant leap to getting a bike.

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    Buy my bike........
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    post a pic of her & the bike, and we'll vote on which one to keep
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    Quote Originally Posted by ukusa View Post
    post a pic of her & the bike, and we'll vote on which one to keep
    LOL - Time for a poll or POLE....
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