Possible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike

**Metalor** · 9th June 2009, 23:50

Mate, before you even thought about starting this thread you should have given "Once Were Warriors" another run in the DVD player...

You'll find all the answers there.

**ducatilover** · 9th June 2009, 23:53

I actually recall having a lady friend who told me I had to sell my bike. She lost and I got another lady friend. Fishing is a brilliant sport

**Patch** · 10th June 2009, 00:01

Originally Posted by steve_t

If she's a slapper, meh...

whadda ya mean IF!

motorcycles are cheaper than bikes, you can get just as dirty

**NDORFN** · 10th June 2009, 00:03

Judging by her attire in that photo, what she really wants is for you to bend her over and fuck her in the ass.

**sinfull** · 10th June 2009, 00:05

Originally Posted by James Deuce

See, there's two sides to this story. She's trying to change you and you don't respect her enough to not lie.

Haha can see that relationship working huh

Originally Posted by Aaron_newrider

Attached, she's on the right. :P Let's keep the dignity now please boys..

Pfffft had her last week ! She didn't look too pleased when i told her her mother was better !

**TOTO** · 10th June 2009, 00:52

biker chicks are way hotter man and have brains.

**GSXR Trace** · 10th June 2009, 01:58

any chick worth keeping should find bikes bloody sexy! haha
just a question: has she ever been on a bike? perhaps a ride would change her mind and then you get best of both worlds?

**tigertim20** · 10th June 2009, 02:04

Originally Posted by sosman

Dump the one on the right & go out with the one on the left...sorted

post of the night! bling sent!

Mate fuck her and toss her aside.

Before my current partnerand I got together, I didnt have a bike. She caught me looking at bikes on TradeMe and asked what I was doing. I told her I would like this particular bike, but was short of cash, she said I didnt knw you rode bikes! I said yep, she said oh, and left.
She returned an hour later with $700 in CASH, threw it at me and said go get the bike. Now. So I did. And yes I am serious, we werent even together, just had an *ahem* agreement *ahem*

Then after I had had a play on the bike for a few hours and got it home, she told me everything she would let me do if I took her on the bike.

Im am now on Bike #4 since she and I have been together... and she is learning how to ride.

Biker girls are better!!

**Gremlin** · 10th June 2009, 02:13

Originally Posted by TOTO

biker chicks are way hotter man and have brains.

Wot e said.

Youse got two options. Turn her into a biker chick, and find her even hotter (If you, y'know, twist my arm, and force me like, I guess I could take her for a ride - and this could include a motorcycle if necessary

) or have a bit of fun and move on.

To correct Trace a bit... any chick worth keeping shouldn't be dealing out ultimatums like that

**Korumba** · 10th June 2009, 02:28

You should have screwed her a year ago!

**CookMySock** · 10th June 2009, 07:18

Chicks try this sort of shit on just to filter for people they can control. Give in to a demand such as this, and she knows whe can do anything she fucking pleases. Harden up, so bitches like this don't get to breed.

Steve

**Fatt Max** · 10th June 2009, 07:26

If she is happy to cop one up the rusty then I'd meet her half way with the demand,

IE "I'm still getting a bike but you dont have to swallow every time"

As long as she accomodates one up the rusty though, very important.....

Otherwise my ex is happy for any kind of thing put anywhere, and she loves bikes, and tupperware, and bedclothes, and kinives and forks etc

**CookMySock** · 10th June 2009, 07:39

@Fatt Max, great pic! looks like she is getting one up the rusty right there.. How did you get her to whinney like that? Thats hot..

Steve

**smoky** · 10th June 2009, 08:05

Originally Posted by bsasuper

Had the same problem, I got the bike so wife would leave me.

tried that - she's still here

**BiK3RChiK** · 10th June 2009, 08:11

Originally Posted by jono035

I think someone earlier had the right idea when they said if shes throwing crap like that around before you're even serious about her, imagine what it'll be like if you do end up in a serious relationship...

Anyone using that kind of blackmail bullshit is to be steered well clear of...

Hell yes! This goes for both males and females. If some 'potential boyfriend' came along and said to me my bike had to go, I'd be telling him where to get off!

Otherwise, what's the next thing on the list, and the next....