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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Mate, you need to harden the fuck up... It's not exactly like the roads are covered in ice here in NZ. Just the fact that you
    After many many years in Scotland with a bike as my only transport, I do not actually need to harden the fuck up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Jake might have been a slave of his fists - being a slave of your loins isn't much better to be honest.
    Who said I don't ride over winter? Did I say he wasn't to ride over winter? Shag or a ride in the pissing rain..hmm...let me think. OH..what's the point.

    Want a fight?
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    if she needs a baby sitter while your out riding your new bike, I'LL DO IT FOR FREE!

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    how bout living a little??? like while making love from behind stick in her ass and tell her you are not only getting the bike but your rooting her sister!
    life on the edge is great!

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    Thumbs up

    My wife told me this morning that she wanted me to get a new bike! In fact the other day when I was working out when I was going to start racing in streetstock (when I finish uni) she said I might as well take up sidecars because she wants to be the swinger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattRSK View Post
    My wife told me this morning that she wanted me to get a new bike! In fact the other day when I was working out when I was going to start racing in streetstock (when I finish uni) she said I might as well take up sidecars because she wants to be the swinger.
    Bugger, I think I am love with your wife!!

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    Aaron...I read your initial post and just grinned...
    I cannot give an unbiased answer cos I don’t date a guy unless he HAS a bike... LOL.

    But as far your hot 18 yr old chick is concerned... big deal, plenty more where she came from...
    If she is trying to tell you how to live your life and she is only a “potential girlfriend” (your words) then you need to wake up and smell the coffee cos it won’t stop there.

    Like its already been said...plenty more hot chicks out there who DO like bikes
    ...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...

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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    After many many years in Scotland with a bike as my only transport, I do not actually need to harden the fuck up.
    So growing soft came with old age?
    Scotland, on a bike - excellent. In winter - not so much.

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    Sure! Let's gang up on that small guy in the corner...
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    Two important lessons I learned the hard way when it comes to women:

    1) Don't change just so she will like you. If she doesn't like you for who you are then thats her problem, not yours.

    2) If you do change to please the lass, then you will be caught in a trap where you will be forever changing the way you are to please her...thus turning you into a man resembling Helen Clarkes husband. For the love of mankind, DONT CHANGE!


    p.s. who comes up with these tags?! genius!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetboy View Post
    Two important lessons I learned the hard way when it comes to women:

    1) Don't change just so she will like you. If she doesn't like you for who you are then thats her problem, not yours.
    Bwhahahah. Pretend to change so she will like you. Lie and say anything she wants to hear before getting into that taxi the next morning.

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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    make her bleed yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    make her bleed yet?

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    front or back bum?
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    as always, DBT have an appropriate song

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    all i can say is what a fucking bitch! if she really liked you blah blah blah...

    why doesnt she want you to have a bike anyway? coz its dangerous?

    you want a missus that will go on the bike with ya anyway.



    hahah brilliant tags.


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    Quote Originally Posted by -easy--rider- View Post
    you want a missus that will go on the bike with ya anyway.



    .

    no convert the bike to a single seater makes life a whole lot simpler

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    Nah - you guys are all shit....

    You need a chick who has her own bike! Never any arguments then and you can go what ever speed you want - cause you got no one on the back. I won't ride with anyone now, why should I - I have my own bike and half the guys couldn't keep up anyway LOL

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