Possible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike

[NOWOOL]

Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!!


Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.

I've known girls like that through the years. If you stop and think of it they are rather practical thinkers. I don't think its just the idea of the bike but the idea of your personality on a bike.
They don't want to become emotionally bonded to someone that is a 'risk taker'. Sadly, as the years have gone by its shown a lot them made the right decision.

[vgcspares]

weren't we once (mostly) all risk takers - I mean going back in history - so what you're saying is we've evolved and only the most risk averse get to breed ? conjours up a pretty boring prospect for future humanity - none of them will be riding bikes anyway

[Aaron_newrider]

UPDATE!!!

Well' got some boots today so now I have boots and gloves. On the 15th will buy jacket + helmet and the month after hopefully buy the bike finger crossed!

I've been bargain hunting for cheap, but good gear so will have to post up how I did at the end-of this.

[steve_t]

What about an update on the possible girlfriend?

[Little Miss Trouble]

What about an update on the possible girlfriend?

Meh, who cares, we all know shes either gonna dump his arse or throw her toys, sulk for ages but ultimately continue sleeping with him anyway, whats to update?

[avgas]

Marry her and then get a bike - she's fucked then

[Headbanger]

Marry her and then get a bike - she's fucked then

Until she leaves and then asks for her half of the bike.

Then whose fucked?

If I ever think my wife is going to split, I'm going to sell everything, spend it all on booze, and then start pissing in a bucket, that will be her half.

[slofox]

Possible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike


Mate. That's not a possible girlfriend. That's an impossible girlfriend...

[ManDownUnder]

If I ever think my wife is going to split, I'm going to sell everything, spend it all on booze, and then start pissing in a bucket, that will be her half.

Yeah - you get the Speights... she gets the Rheineck...

[crazyhorse]

So??? What was the outcome? Bike or girlfriend? Or did you manage to keep both ...LOL

[Aaron_newrider]

Well, haven't seen her for quite some time now actually. Chasing different fish in the sea, testing the water and having a great time doing it!

[BASS-TREBLE]

Well, haven't seen her for quite some time now actually. Chasing different fish in the sea, testing the water and having a great time doing it!

We'll take that as BIKE

[crazyhorse]

We'll take that as BIKE

[Dean]

Dump the bike and go for the girl, motorcycles are like chicks with periods, if you dont give them tampons on a regular basis they can send you into a ditch full of bloody mess!