"Have your back"

[SARGE]

No wonder it barked at me when I called round - its name wasn't round - it was period, duh!

periods are round..................


i have the perfect example of this ...


a few years ago when i was working at one of the bike shops .. i was outside with a customer and saw 3 young men taking to my wall with a spray can.. i went over and had a rather loud chat with them and the 'leader' asked


"oh yea.. what are ya conna do against 3 of us old man??"


i looked over his shoulder and replied ..

'nothing .. cuz your mates just fucked off'

he turned his head slightly and saw that i had lied about that fact ..

sadly for him.. when he turned back all he got was a face full of fist


as soon as he hit the ground .. his mates took off down the block


point: if he trusted his mates he wouldnt have turned his head..

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periods are round..................


i have the perfect example of this ...


a few years ago when i was working at one of the bike shops .. i was outside with a customer and saw 3 young men taking to my wall with a spray can.. i went over and had a rather loud chat with them and the 'leader' asked


"oh yea.. what are ya conna do against 3 of us old man??"


i looked over his shoulder and replied ..

'nothing .. cuz your mates just fucked off'

he turned his head slightly and saw that i had lied about that fact ..

sadly for him.. when he turned back all he got was a face full of fist


as soon as he hit the ground .. his mates took off down the block


point: if he trusted his mates he wouldnt have turned his head..

Wow....

Get I get your autograph?

[Mikkel]

Yeah.I always like it if some brave guy stands uo to the BadMan. Gives me time to hide . That time, I was hiding behind you. You was brave, the farmer dude could see you, I was crouched behind you. Out of sight. I wasn't even part of the ride. I was fifty miles away. Unless I could dob the farmer guy a crafty one with a bit of 4 be 2. He who runs away lives to run away another day.

We just wouldn't have gotten to where we are today if there hadn't been anyone thick enough around to keep the BadMen at bay while the clever cunts ran to the hills.

[SARGE]

We just wouldn't have gotten to where we are today if there hadn't been anyone thick enough around to keep the BadMen at bay while the clever cunts ran to the hills.

going to war without the Conscientious Objectors, "Clever Cunts(tm)" and French is like going hunting without your accordion


all you are really missing out on is a load of noisy baggage

[James Deuce]

Wow....

Get I get your autograph?

His autograph is a knuckle imprint on your forehead.

Still keen?

[Big Dave]

We just wouldn't have gotten to where we are today if there hadn't been anyone thick enough around to keep the BadMen at bay while the clever cunts ran to the hills.

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. - George Orwell.

[Big Dave]

His autograph is a knuckle imprint on your forehead.

Still keen?

The Phantom Sarge.

They seek him 'ere. The seek him thar. They seek him every ferkin' whar.

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His autograph is a knuckle imprint on your forehead.

Still keen?

If you say so....

You his cheerleader? Maybe you can get it for me?

[James Deuce]

Mr Orwell was of them "rough men" himself. Well qualified to speak on the matter.

If you can make the time, read this:

http://www.george-orwell.org/Homage_...nia/index.html

[James Deuce]

If you say so....

You his cheerleader? Maybe you can get it for me?

I got my knuckle autograph elsewhere thanks.

I ain't wearing no skirt neither.

[cambridgedan]

yea i think so

[Hans]

On that note, you might also want to read this:

http://www.killology.com/sheep_dog.htm

[Ixion]

On that note, you might also want to read this:

http://www.killology.com/sheep_dog.htm

Our children are dozens of times more likely to be killed, and thousands of times more likely to be seriously injured, by school violence than by school fires

WTF !

Quis custodies ipsos custodiet ?

[Hans]

The other watchers?

[Mikkel]

going to war without the Conscientious Objectors, "Clever Cunts(tm)" and French is like going hunting without your accordion


all you are really missing out on is a load of noisy baggage

Well, the real enthusiasts - like the scottish highlanders - didn't exactly mind bringing along noisy baggage such as bagpipes and such. That was back in the good old days of warfare before the whole deal got sneaky.

And the main reason people don't go to war with the french anymore is simply because everyone knows they are cheese-eating surrender monkeys; i.e. no fun at all! (That and the fact that they are whining too much to begin with anyway.)