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    Quote Originally Posted by TLDV8 View Post
    Good on you,how about you join the Police force then ask for a transfer to South Auckland so you get a slice of reality.

    There have screeds of threads like this,all whiners,my favourite one from some numpty immigrant who when his families not secure,non alarmed home was broken into and they expected the police to be there within the hour and find the stolen gear.

    The only police force that works is in a police state.
    Who here is prepared to be digitally photographed,give a DNA sample and be finger printed so crime really could be solved quickly in a lot of cases.
    My bet is almost none would do so but would still whine from the safety of their computer chair.

    Nothing chances, i see threads whining about Kiwi cops,i see threads whining about Aussie cops,i see threads whining about Brit cops,i see threads whining about Yank cops.
    About all it says in this office worker/IT BS world is there are a lot of whiners.
    1:That numpty imigrant shouldn't have been let in. Also, THAT'S the exact kind of crime the police should be focusing on. We can't all afford alarms, but we do all pay tax.

    2:I am digitally photographed, finger printed AND have submitted a DNA sample.

    3: Regarding policing in South Auckland... I bounced at a shit box bar down a dark alley. It was a total gang-banger, dole-bludging, pokey-addicted, pregnant-teenage-drinking-smoking, my-Black-Power-boyfriend-will-fuck-you-up-if-you-don't-let-me-in, scum-of-society magnet. I delt nightly with fights between opposing gangs, dudes trying to knock around thier women, women starting fights between thier men. It could've been absolute chaos, but it wasn't, because I kept it under control (for the most part). I used diplomacy backed by force if neccessary (nothing nasty, usually an infliction of intense pain without bruising), but above all, I never, not once exhibited any notion of superiority. All patrons knew from the moment they encountered me at the door that I was essentially one of them, just another low-income man trying to bring home the bacon for his family (it was a second job obviously). I eminated that demeanour, and it's what saved me on many occassion from having the shit kicked out of me by ten big black men. Anyway, it was as South Auckland as you get. Example... one night a couple of guys were having a bit of an arguement, I broke them up and sent them in opposite directions. Next thing one of them comes back with a group and litterly stomp the other guy. When I pulled him up off the ground, his scalp from his crown down to the top of his neck was hanging off the back of his head like a dirty chamois. My boss called the police (which I was against because I didn't want to waste thier time on gang-banger losers fighting... they were street rats and street-justice had been served!), and when they turned up two hours later they were more interested in counting patron numbers, the licence conditions, and checking for underage drinker (of which there were no infringements of course).
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    Unfortunately for some Auckland is the only real place with a job market for them. Which is a pity because I'm getting pretty solidly sick of it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    1:That numpty imigrant shouldn't have been let in. Also, THAT'S the exact kind of crime the police should be focusing on. We can't all afford alarms, but we do all pay tax.

    2:I am digitally photographed, finger printed AND have submitted a DNA sample.

    3: Regarding policing in South Auckland... I bounced at a shit box bar down a dark alley. It was a total gang-banger, dole-bludging, pokey-addicted, pregnant-teenage-drinking-smoking, my-Black-Power-boyfriend-will-fuck-you-up-if-you-don't-let-me-in, scum-of-society magnet. I delt nightly with fights between opposing gangs, dudes trying to knock around thier women, women starting fights between thier men. It could've been absolute chaos, but it wasn't, because I kept it under control (for the most part). I used diplomacy mixed backed by force if neccessary (nothing nasty, usually an infliction of intense pain without bruising), but above all, I never, not once exhibited any notion of superiority. All patrons knew from the moment they encountered me at the door that I was essentially one of them, just another low-income man trying to bring home the bacon for his family (it was a second job obviously). I eminated that demeanour, and it's what saved me on many accassion from having the shit kicked out of me by ten big black men. Anyway, it was as South Auckland as you get. Example... one night a couple of guys were having a bit of an arguement, I broke them up and sent them in opposite directions. Next thing one of them comes back with a group and litterly stomp the other guy. When I pulled him up off the ground, his scalp from his crown down to the top of his neck was hanging off the back of his head like a dirty chamois. My boss called the police (which I was against because I didn't want to waste thier time on gang-banger losers fighting... they were street rats and street-justice had been served!), and when they turned up two hours later they were more interested in counting patron numbers, the licence conditions, and checking for underage drinker (of which there were no infringements of course).
    I rest my case .

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    1:That numpty imigrant shouldn't have been let in. Also, THAT'S the exact kind of crime the police should be focusing on. We can't all afford alarms, but we do all pay tax.

    2:I am digitally photographed, finger printed AND have submitted a DNA sample.

    3: Regarding policing in South Auckland... I bounced at a shit box bar down a dark alley. It was a total gang-banger, dole-bludging, pokey-addicted, pregnant-teenage-drinking-smoking, my-Black-Power-boyfriend-will-fuck-you-up-if-you-don't-let-me-in, scum-of-society magnet. I delt nightly with fights between opposing gangs, dudes trying to knock around thier women, women starting fights between thier men. It could've been absolute chaos, but it wasn't, because I kept it under control (for the most part). I used diplomacy mixed backed by force if neccessary (nothing nasty, usually an infliction of intense pain without bruising), but above all, I never, not once exhibited any notion of superiority. All patrons knew from the moment they encountered me at the door that I was essentially one of them, just another low-income man trying to bring home the bacon for his family (it was a second job obviously). I eminated that demeanour, and it's what saved me on many accassion from having the shit kicked out of me by ten big black men. Anyway, it was as South Auckland as you get. Example... one night a couple of guys were having a bit of an arguement, I broke them up and sent them in opposite directions. Next thing one of them comes back with a group and litterly stomp the other guy. When I pulled him up off the ground, his scalp from his crown down to the top of his neck was hanging off the back of his head like a dirty chamois. My boss called the police (which I was against because I didn't want to waste thier time on gang-banger losers fighting... they were street rats and street-justice had been served!), and when they turned up two hours later they were more interested in counting patron numbers, the licence conditions, and checking for underage drinker (of which there were no infringements of course).
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Idealism - theory that maintains that the ultimate nature of reality is based on mind or ideas. It holds that the so-called external or "real world" is inseparable from mind?
    What you think not see is what you get, you mean? I think police need to think on rebelling more against misuse of their talents, and learn to say screw you Oz style. Mutiny, fail to cooperate with mindless plans - publicly bitch more to media on the sly. Public safety may depend on making a stand.

    Qld police accused of fake breath tests
    AAP, October 8, 2007


    Queensland's crime watchdog will investigate claims police officers are faking alcohol breath tests so they can meet a quota of three million drink-driving checks a year.
    The Courier-Mail newspaper reported that overworked frontline police were faking the tests by frequently blocking airholes on the devices with their fingers or straws, resulting in a negative alcohol reading.
    An unnamed police officer told the paper he had faked the tests for two years and had witnessed hundreds of bogus tests.
    "The quota system is purely a statistical exercise and that exercise is a stupidity," he was quoted as saying.
    Police Minister Judy Spence said she was not aware of the practise.
    "However, they are very serious allegations and I've talked to (police) commissioner (Bob Atkinson) this morning," she told ABC radio. "He will launch an investigation immediately".


    There really seems relatively lukewarm interest in nabbing crims here as Police are cooperating with plans to ramp up quotas - a 5 year old part of a large family theft team slipped behind the counter grabbing my concealed handbag with bulk wages in and ran. As Mum / Dad and 3 or so more kids (oddly not matching their genetic makeup) had been trying to distract me, posing as a customer for half an hour, I could offer Police a great description - interest level zero. Tho the system was quite interested in imprisoning me for speeding fines belonging to someone of the same name as me, forcing me as an innocent to travel to a far court to clear my name lest they came knocking as promised.

    I was offered a session with the community constable on security only after the theft by just graduated toddler. Useless, my bag was well hid, I had my eye out noone was going behind counter (more concerned re till) but they worked it by spreading out and eventually the kid musta slipped behind and ferreted round fast, with my view briefly obstructed by an adults body in line of view I think.

    Theres too much of this crim kid training. Prior bad experience was visiting a grave at Taupiri and a kid of 5 odd mysteriously on his own was over keen indeed anxious to chat and asking "trained questions" like "how long did you know the person you're visiting"!!. Got me suspicious so I headed down to find P freak types picking my car lock. Slightly better response - they took prints. But I figure the tolerance of non murder level offences ends in bad habits forming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    There NO advantages to living in Auckland, none, nada, zip, fuck all or less. The place is a shit hole and it's just going to get worse. Stay well away from the dump.

    the advantage of living in Auckland is around $80000 per annum. If that goes, outta there , SOOOOO fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    the advantage of living in Auckland is around $80000 per annum. If that goes, outta there , SOOOOO fast.
    You'll need every cent of it too, so that you can afford to pay your rates after this fuckup.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    ...too soft for the Army!


    NZ has an army?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    NZ has an army?
    apparently ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    apparently ...


    cmon .. next you'll be telling me you have a navy and air force ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    cmon .. next you'll be telling me you have a navy and air force ...
    We even have a Coastguard ... they're not allowed guns though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    We even have a Coastguard ... they're not allowed guns though.
    i call bullshit bro.. never seen any evidence of any of that
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    i call bullshit bro.. never seen any evidence of any of that

    They are civilian run though...

    Do you have a boat ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    They are civilian run though...

    Do you have a boat ???
    nope .. 2 bikes ...


    i hate fishing unless i can do it with explosives
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    nope .. 2 bikes ...


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    I've been known to use lead spinners ...
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