Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.
'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.
I'll bid $10.
Not that I want to shag you, but my lawns need mowing, and I figure I'll get you cheap. Then there's the rest of the gardening, and then you can start on painting the spare room. How long is this date going to be, I have a long list of stuff that needs doing?
MBB
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
I'll chip in $11 but RM has to blow me.
She's actually quite hot.
$12
hey RM am I hot enough for you?
Maybe I should start my own thread
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I bid $30 for Toto and RM.
Adding to the list, Scoot needs a good clean. And the race trailer needs some work as well.
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
sounds like no room for girls, you have a good fight going on over you with all the boys.
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I wish I were a glow-worm, A glow-worms' never glum
How can you be so sad, When the sun shines out your bum
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Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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