I caught my dad with my GF!

**Squiggles** · 20th June 2009, 17:57

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://www.shop.net/images/george-foreman-grill.jpg

**howdamnhard** · 20th June 2009, 18:03

Hmmmm she looks a little lean in the picture.

**steve_t** · 20th June 2009, 18:05

You should beat the shit out of your dad. How dare he?!!

Then take your GF into a field and bash her with a baseball bat.
Don't forget to wear at least 37 pieces of flair and make sure you return Milton's stapler. Lumbergh probably had his meat in your GF at some stage too

If you don't understand this, I'm too old

**PirateJafa** · 20th June 2009, 18:06

She was my GF before I dumped her sorry broken arse at your shed. Trust you to take the sloppy seconds.

Also, http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/...d.php?t=227910

**Mom** · 20th June 2009, 18:06

Originally Posted by howdamnhard

Hmmmm she looks a little lean in the picture.

Well at least she looks clean, not all greasy and driping heaven knows what oily substance all over the place.

**NDORFN** · 21st June 2009, 11:03

It wouldn't be so bad if it was your GFG, but the fact it's GF himself is a little disturbing.

**hayd3n** · 21st June 2009, 11:08

naa keep itin the family its all g

**CookMySock** · 21st June 2009, 12:27

Hah, GF's name is George LOL

Steve

**discotex** · 21st June 2009, 13:04

Looking at the photos your GF could probably handle both your meats at the same time.

**NDORFN** · 21st June 2009, 13:07

Originally Posted by discotex

Looking at the photos you GF could probably handle both your meats at the same time.

I think they actually make a cooking device for spit-roasts.

**mowgli** · 21st June 2009, 13:12

Originally Posted by discotex

Looking at the photos your GF could probably handle both your meats at the same time.

Piggy on a spit

**AllanB** · 21st June 2009, 13:45

Originally Posted by hayd3n

naa keep itin the family its all g

See the further south you get in NZ the friendlier the families are.

Share and share alike maybe, just don't go David Bain on them if your dad turns out to be better equipped.......

Actually you should call your girlfriend - it's quite possible that she had been complaining about your sexy times together to your dad (you know you always 'win' and she's sick of being the loser) and being the good bastard he is he offered to let her win a few times to help your relationship.

I'd recommend that you get the two of them together and watch and learn what he is doing - take notes or video so you can study his technique.

I tell you young ones - there's nothing like a bit of good old school action.