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    Well they did say the Stig was good!

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    The Stig REVEALED

    Michael Schumacher
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

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    A very big hoax!

    I think it rather difficult for Schumacher to be Stig and race F1 at the same time.
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    IT'S A HOAX.
    Schumies FXX was black and identical to the one used in the lap.
    James and Hammond were laughing at how he was the weekend stig, and noone else is allowed to drive an FXX unless licenced to do so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    A very big hoax!

    I think it rather difficult for Schumacher to be Stig and race F1 at the same time.
    Yes, I wondered that. I suppose they could have worked the timing of the hotlaps around when he was available (sometimes the hotlap car was a different car to the test car).

    Seems like a lot of hassle though. I wonder if it was the guys unmasked last year until Schumacher retired, and then he took over.
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    I reckon there are several stigs.

    Schumi may have been one at some stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    I reckon there are several stigs.

    Schumi may have been one at some stage.
    Yea that sounds much likely. Schuey driving a Renault F1 would had him breaking his Ferrari contract (back in those days).

    Schuey likes classical music? Cool.


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    The whole joke about the Stig is that it has never been just a single person.
    The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.

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    The mystery continues, the world is still non the wiser! They toy with our emotions! The swine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    The whole joke about the Stig is that it has never been just a single person.
    Yea I was one of em. Sorry to Koenigsegg about the CCX...


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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    The mystery continues, the world is still non the wiser! They toy with our emotions! The swine!
    give em a dose of flu
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    just downloaded and watched the show , its a good un !!! ( amazing facts about the train

    and that lap time !

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    Quote Originally Posted by wysper View Post
    I reckon there are several stigs.

    Schumi may have been one at some stage.
    Yes, that's the benefit of the 'White Knight' outfit.

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    I like the mystery! There is something romantic about a superhero's secret identity, and while the Stig might not quite fall into that category I think it adds to the whole fascination aspect. Competitive driving skills and a sexy cover-up suit.....(at least he doesn't wear his underwear on the outside)
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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