Grandma's Boyfriend

[slofox]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long... The religious programs make me
feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my
boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.. Frustrated,
she

started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is
your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

[Hotchefnz]

hehe reminds me the time the mormans came to our door and me wee 4 yr old boy answered the door and told them that dad said to F*#@ off - wish I was a spider looking down at them.

[Slyer]

What pussy minister.
Who the hell faints?

[Laxi]

What pussy minister.
Who the hell faints?

the mormons when you feed em up on "special" cookies

[MSTRS:Me]

...
Who the hell faints?

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside
and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by.

Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?'

Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the
police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

'Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,'
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the end of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the
prostitutes. When he got to Grandma he was bewildered and exclaimed,
'Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?'

Grandma replied, 'Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip
the skin back and suck 'em' dry.'

The policeman fainted.