I find texting on the scooter easy, but looking up the phone book is a bastard, the pages blow around and knock me fag out.
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I find texting on the scooter easy, but looking up the phone book is a bastard, the pages blow around and knock me fag out.
David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.
Highway Biker
I'm with you on that one darling......Originally Posted by Amazon
Let Darwins law run it's course, I say....
Fuck with Yoda, Die you will!!
Grumpy Old Bastard
Course no gloves - 'e wuz onna scrooter...part of the uniform...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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It's not over until the fat man burns.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klteYv1Uv9A
this guy seems ok
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holy shit, they do things differently over there. Cars just pushing their way through trafic, crazy
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Meeeeeeeeeh
Did you try and fart on his face?
Bite my shiney metal ass
Scroter riders are just F ing nuts all over mate. My neighbour wears jandals, shorts and hardly ever any form of jacket let alone a proper one. I was out front of my house one fine Saturday and said mensa candidate cornered too fast into his driveway and riped a jandal clean through with his foot.
I'm absolutely amazed you don't see more scroter related fitalaties with the stupid shit they get up to.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
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chill out people, just chuck your bike in neutrall, take your gloves off and txt without looking. If you need to read a txt you were sent just wait till a red light. . . duh.
Unless you aren't skilled haha
Whisky Tango Foxtrot?
I am sure there are plenty of them holding down beds in the hospital. I wonder what the recovery time is for a foot badly fucked by a jandal? That has to be a very nasty injury.
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"If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!"
- George Carlin (RIP)
is early on the brakes
Saw something similar to this in CHCH on the way back to Dunners, I was gobsmacked. Chick on a nifty fifty riding hard on the left. as we were coming up behind her (hehe) she was riding up fast on a parked car which gave her the shits as she nearly moddified it for the owner, as we went past her my wife yelled out the window 'pay some attention' or words to that effect.. given the speed difference a car has over a nifty though she probably only heard half the advice.
I pulled over and waited futher up the road and luckily for everyone involved she ran out of petrol, left her to figure that out by herself.
looked a right twat, mini shorts MX helmet and tanktop
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Got any pictures?
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Bite my shiney metal ass
Dunno but he swore pretty loudly! Put his foot on the road to steady himself and left his jandal there minus the strap.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
small cylinder, big rev!!!
I had to give up rolling & riding as the tabacco kept flying away when I went to put the the filter in...
is early on the brakes
nah i was too busy txt'ing at the time and the other hand was on the 'wheel'....
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