Dick brain on a scooter, TEXTING!

[Fatt Max]

To the stupid little dickbrain on the V Moto 50CC Scooter riding up the Pakuranga Highway at approx 5.00pm this evening.....

YOU FUCKING IDIOT...!!!

Never in my born days have I seen someone so blatantly stupid.

Scooter shaking all over the place while you are texting....thats right, FUCKING TEXTING, while riding up the highway.

It's bad enough when cagers do it, but someone on two wheels....PRiZE FUCKWIT.

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....

[Taz]

That was me. You're just jealous!

[jtzzr]

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....

You do know Max that if you break his mobile your`e in deep poo poo, so hopefully he`s txting and not calling someone.

[steve_t]

HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?
jtzzr, he didn't say anything about breaking his phone, only his teeth

[Fatt Max]

[QUOTE=steve_t;1129286026]HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?

Yep, he had no gloves on and the phone was in his left hand so he was throttling and braking with the right while texting with the left.


In some circles that could be considered dead cool but to me it was plain and simple stupidity

[Mom]

To the stupid little dickbrain
Rant over....

Well he was on a scooter so would not have been too much of a bump had he gone under your wheels

I almost got taken out (yes folks, taken out) by a bloke on a M109 today. I was in my rollerskate (2 door mazda famillia) so can hardly have taken him out eh? Anyhoo, this dickbrain thought undertaking me in the mainstreet of Warkworth was a really cool idea. The road is destroyed at the moment, they have been cutting it and filling it overnight for the past few weeks, definately not vehicle friendly, the pot holes in it can be abseilled down.

I was indicating to turn right into the carpark of the post office, also a rally drivers dream at the moment and this idiot shot up my left hand side and cut straight in front of me and stopped. He looked back at me, now also stopped so I waved him on and he turned into the entrance to the PO. What a silly boy, up the inside of the cars waiting with left hand indicators on, and right up on to the footpath in front of our WINZ office, off his bike and rushes inside.

What I want to know is, how he can afford that bike? I actually know who he is, recognised his face thanks to the open face helmet.

[short-circuit]

You should ave nabbed im, then sat on im.

[sondela]

[QUOTE=Fatt Max;1129286035]

In some circles that could be considered dead cool but to me it was plain and simple stupidity

dead, quite easily, cool...no

[slofox]

HTF do you txt while riding? No gloves?

Course no gloves - 'e wuz onna scrooter...part of the uniform...

[davebullet]

Ahhhhh.. so that's why scootah riders don't wear gloves... so they can TXT on their phones!

Dumb bastard.

[paturoa]

Didn't Darwin have a thoery about this sort of stuff?

[davebullet]

You should ave nabbed im, then sat on im.

You should ave nabbed im, then SHAT on im

[skidMark]

To the stupid little dickbrain on the V Moto 50CC Scooter riding up the Pakuranga Highway at approx 5.00pm this evening.....

YOU FUCKING IDIOT...!!!

Never in my born days have I seen someone so blatantly stupid.

Scooter shaking all over the place while you are texting....thats right, FUCKING TEXTING, while riding up the highway.

It's bad enough when cagers do it, but someone on two wheels....PRiZE FUCKWIT.

Sorry for the rant peeps, but I have made a vow to myself that if I ever see that dickhead again, he will know what fat tastes like when Doctor Marten pays a visit to Tooth Land

Rant over....

I used to txt riding the zxr.... just held it in my clutch hand, probably wouldnt now it is far from ideal because as we all know on a bike shit can turn bad really fast...

ive seen a pillion txting when they were splitting up the motorway...

that was pretty pro.

[Amazon]

Let Darwins law run it's course, I say....

[bogan]

i did it once, had an old brick of a phone so wouldve just droped it had anything untoward happened, hardest bit incedntaly was getting the glove back on once id finished. Never again though