Vaginal surgery

[Oakie]

What about the woman who thought her's looked like a cauliflower! God, if I ever grow a cauliflower that looks like a lady's front-bum I'll burn my garden fork. A loose leafed lettuce I could understand ... but a cauliflower!?

[mynameis]

A lady walks into the Gynecologist office and says, "I have a problem. I have extremely big pussy lips. I'd like to get an operation but don't tell anyone because I am embarrassed about my problem."

The doctor agrees and gives her the operation.

The next day while sitting in the recovery room, she gets three roses delivered.

She runs to her doctor and says, "Doctor I thought I told you not to tell anyone. Who sent me these roses?"

The doctor replies, "The first one is from me because I felt sorry about your problem. The second is from the nurse who had the same problem you had. The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burns unit thanking you for his new ears!"

You'd f**k his ears wouldn't you

[Forest]

A young woman goes in to see a gynecologist for her yearly checkup.

The doctor bends over to look between her legs and says "Good Lord! You really do have a large vagina. Good Lord! You really do have a large vagina."

"Ok, ok" says the young woman in an embarrassed voice "There's no need to repeat yourself".

"I didn't" says the doctor "That was the echo".

[mynameis]

well, i didnt see this but looks like it was rather interesting whatever the case.

I reckon that if it's uncomfortable, then change it if you want. if not, then leave it alone! unnecessary anaesthetics and surgery do more harm than good! and that's a fact.

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[Fatt Max]

I taped it but my VHS recorder chewed the tape up....must have been one c**t of a programme...!

[marty]

I see it's not available on TVNZ on line viewing.

[Hitcher]

There was a young woman named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in
They can pay to get out again too!"

[Laxi]

they are afraid when a male goes down town, that he dosent want to eat a taco

ghhhhhhh taco!

[Goblin]

... The woman who claimed she did it because of a comment her ex made... come on... she would've made it abundantly clear what her insecurities were throughout the course of thier relationship (as women do eg. "Does my ass look big in this?"), and when they split, he hit her in her weak spot.

No, she didn't go through with surgery because the presenter, Lisa Rogers, convinced her to go and have a sculpture made and when she saw it, she realised there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.
It was her ex's comment that made her doubt herself. Nothing to do with her arse! FFS!

You clearly must be single.

[MIXONE]

If you are going to renovate a house to sell it why start in the basement?

[Beemer]

well, i didnt see this but looks like it was rather interesting whatever the case.

I reckon that if it's uncomfortable, then change it if you want. if not, then leave it alone! unnecessary anaesthetics and surgery do more harm than good! and that's a fact.

Same here, didn't see it but can't understand why anyone would want to do it. If the bits were causing physical discomfort (as really big boobs can - or so I've been told, don't have that problem myself!) then I can understand why you'd want surgery to reduce their size or whatever, but if it's just to make it *look* better, that's sad. I know men may have a different opinioin, but it's not something women look at and think "now, THAT'S pretty!" It's a functional part of your body, not one that needs sprucing up or altering! If it works, leave the bloody thing along I reckon!

[jrandom]

I scratch my head in befuddlement at what makes women think that men rate vulvas for 'attractiveness'.

I've never met a man who thinks that way. I certainly don't. Pretty much every other part of the body, yes, but the genitals themselves? WTF?

So I assume that the women having surgery in the doco were already in perfect physical condition, and this was just the final touch?

Or were they kinda flabby and 'orrid?

Cosmetic surgery on the labia of the average Kiwi chick strikes me as akin to polishing the bumper chrome on a car with a rusted-out chassis.

Ah well. One way or the other, more insecure women means more easy shags for the dudes that need it. It's not all bad.

[tri boy]

Reminds me of a wee ditty.(pick a tune).

"Oh, the twat's a magnificent creature
all matted and covered in hair.
It looks like the face of a preacher,
and smells like the arse of a bear."

[Goblin]

I scratch my head in befuddlement at what makes women think that men rate vulvas for 'attractiveness'.

I've never met a man who thinks that way. I certainly don't. Pretty much every other part of the body, yes, but the genitals themselves? WTF?

So I assume that the women having surgery in the doco were already in perfect physical condition, and this was just the final touch?

Or were they kinda flabby and 'orrid?

Cosmetic surgery on the labia of the average Kiwi chick strikes me as akin to polishing the bumper chrome on a car with a rusted-out chassis.

Ah well. One way or the other, more insecure women means more easy shags for the dudes that need it. It's not all bad.

This is exactly what the lovely Lisa set out to find out. (this was in the UK tho) She asked a bunch of her male friends what they thought of the looks of womens 'orchids' and they all said it didn't matter as it's the person they're attracted to, not their bits. But she then asked a couple of painters their view and one said if he got down there and didn't like what he saw, he'd tell her basically "thanks but no thanks...that's some big beef curtains you got there!" This guy liked em bald and small...like a pre-pubecent girl, which is sick!

There was nothing wrong with any of the women and none of them were ugly. Some refered to the porn industry, saying they compared themselves to porn bags.

Then there was the dude who wouldnt marry a girl if she wasn't a virgin...but he wasn't. Muslim girls/women have the added pressure of strict religious beliefs that women have to bleed the first time or they're not virgin. This girl went to Drs for hymen replacement surgery for fear of disgracing her family.

I think genital peircing is barbaric, let alone chopping bits off!

[Skyryder]

The Perfect Vagina is the one that you are in.



Skyryder