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    “Chicken g-string” biker fined

    A serial nudist was caught by Australian police… wearing a chicken as a g-string!

    Jonathan William Blackman, 18, was pulled over by police in Mount Isa – who were shocked to find Blackman wearing nothing more than a g-string sporting a stuffed chicken front… complete with hanging neck.

    Blackman was given a nine-month probation order, had his licence revoked and was fined A$ 2,500 by magistrates.
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    Puts a new meaning on "chicken strips"
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    And the Aussies give Kiwis crap about rooting animals....

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    Chicken

    Basting perhaps??
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    Quote Originally Posted by u4ea View Post
    Puts a new meaning on "chicken strips"
    Damn you beat me to it..
    Was he charged with bestiality?

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    Quite hilarious really.... he had balls - oh no, it was chickens!

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    Like to see him try it here..
    He would of frozzen his cock off
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    I bet the chicken wasn't a hen - it woulda been a cock...
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    He wasnt

    "Choking the chicken, then?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    He wasnt

    "Choking the chicken, then?"
    But He didn't care what he wore ! A cockonthedooldle'lldo
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    Hey give the guy a break - it may have been his only means of getting a tittie root. Just because the were chicken titties doesn't make any less of a tittie root
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    so what was the offence he was charged for? not wearing a helmet? or cruelty to an animal?
    In Oz people on motorbikes wear jandals, shorts and singlets all the time so a lack of safety gear is nothing unusual over there.

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    faarkin mt isa! australias answer to ekatahuna
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