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    If I could live my life over

    If I could live my life over the one thing I'd change is....


    I'd get my first motorcycle sooner.

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    Feel free to add your comments, and bike related ones would be good - so what would you change?
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    ...I would have taken one look at my first wife's mother (before the marriage )...and RUN LIKE FUCK.
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    I would of bought shares in Apple with all my pocket money.

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    I would still be single
    =mjc=
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    I would have stopped being a lazy faggot and saved for my bike much sooner, and aquired my licence BEFORE the age of 18. I also wouldn't fail the theory 3 times
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    I would buy the winning lotto ticket


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    ...I would've kept my cock in my pants to save on child support

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    I would of stayed out of trouble and gone to mum's church.

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    Stayed single ,not had kids........
    You dont know what happiness is until you have kids, but by then its too late.


    Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank...
    Give a man a bank he can rob the WORLD !!!

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    Wouldn't change a thing, Not even the real bad shit that happened.

    I'm happy with who I am and where I'm at.

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    I'd have taken the ambulance to hospital, rather than driving myself there.


    One day I'll get to ride in an ambulance. One day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    I would still be single
    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    I would of bought shares in Apple with all my pocket money.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    I would have stopped being a lazy faggot and saved for my bike much sooner, and aquired my licence BEFORE the age of 18. I also wouldn't fail the theory 3 times
    i'd do all of that.......(failing theory test N/A )

    I'd also enjoy school, now that I know better.........
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post

    One day I'll get to ride in an ambulance. One day.
    I've ridden in a couple,near dead in one, Its over rated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Wouldn't change a thing, Not even the real bad shit that happened.

    I'm happy with who I am and where I'm at.
    Whatever Oprah!!!
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
    A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision


    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat

    Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
    Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.

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    I woulda been born older....
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