Urgent! Rescue Pooey.

**tri boy** · 14th July 2009, 14:30

Some lazy sack of shit in Wellywood has Pooey the adv bird locked in a bedroom, and is probably doing questionable things to him.
Last seen in a car no less

All wellington adv riders are therefore urgently called to locate the bird. Slap the kidnapper with a wet snapper several times, and take the little shit for a ride on their bike.
The rescue party needs to include the usual suspects, and the rescue needs to take place yesterday.
The world is watching, (and the Aussies are giggling)
Good luck,
This message will not self destruct, but will come back and haunt you over and over if the mission fails.
(Aslan, and Junkman are excluded from any future ridicule, as they actually had the balls to step up to the challenge)

marks, are you listening? Stop playing with whatever you are playing with, it's not healthy, and warts will grow.

**CookMySock** · 14th July 2009, 14:38

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve

**tri boy** · 14th July 2009, 15:07

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve

I know!

**junkmanjoe** · 14th July 2009, 16:25

this sucks mate.. pooeys traped and the worlds waiting,
i say find him and send him off out of the country, so he can carry on his world tour...who ever has pooey is makeing us look bad......

**Rosie** · 14th July 2009, 16:53

Originally Posted by junkmanjoe

this sucks mate.. pooeys traped and the worlds waiting,
i say find him and send him off out of the country, so he can carry on his world tour...who ever has pooey is makeing us look bad......

He's already signed up to do the MMMMM, so he can't leave the country until after that.

But the Welly folk should show him around. He needs to get out and about, if only for the health of his liver

**junkmanjoe** · 14th July 2009, 17:00

oh is he...

**marks** · 14th July 2009, 17:17

Originally Posted by tri boy

marks, are you listening? Stop playing with whatever you are playing with, it's not healthy, and warts will grow.

I wasn't playing with anything - just scratching scratching scratching (damn crabs - they hide between the warts)

who got the flightless fooker anyway????

**tri boy** · 14th July 2009, 17:19

last i heard, 4skins had him.
Take the lil bugga for a bush ride. Ya know ya want to.

**Oscar** · 14th July 2009, 17:27

Originally Posted by marks

I wasn't playing with anything - just scratching scratching scratching (damn crabs - they hide between the warts)

who got the flightless fooker anyway????

He needs to go for a ride.
If you wanna take the little shit sightseeing, drop me a PM.

Personally, I dunno what the fuss is about, those Aussie wankers had him for six months. He told me it was so interesting, bad beer and lotsa sand...

**NordieBoy** · 14th July 2009, 17:43

Mmmmm.....
Snapper.....

**Eddieb** · 14th July 2009, 17:50

Who's got him?

Joe,

We should drag him out this weekend, presuming I've got a bike that works.

He stayed at my house one night, drank all my premix bourbon.

**Oscar** · 14th July 2009, 18:10

Originally Posted by Eddieb

Who's got him?

Joe,

We should drag him out this weekend, presuming I've got a bike that works.

He stayed at my house one night, drank all my premix bourbon.

4skins is the guilty party.