willy......
Just wonderd.
I was speaking to an old mate of mine from the UK last night and he reminded me of an incident at a judo championships that we were both taking part in. One of our team was on the mat and out of nowhere let out the most blood curdling scream I have ever heard.
Geezer collapsed in a heap on the floor and was rolling round the place in agony. Me and my mate stretcher him to the changing rooms, Doctor walks in and has a look, next thing he is cutting his dogi trousers and pants off with scissors.
He looks over at me and asks me to hold this bloke's giggle stick up while he "un twists his testicle". So, I get hold of his what-name while doc does the bottle top thing. I coud'nt look eh, cos the guys was still screaming, nasty shit.
After about a minute I was allowed to let the old fella go...I still shiver now with the thought of it.
I have anticipated what some of you may ask and offer the following additional information:
- It did not go hard
- It was about 5" long on the soft and was not particulary hairy
- He was not Jewish
- We did not exchange phone numbers afterwards
- He is now married and has three kids
- His name is Alan
So there you go chaps, any one of you ever touched another mans willy?
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Originally Posted by sil3nt
Guess it musta hurt.
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