Public service announcement

[TOTO]

You have just washed your bike. You have ran it nicely for a few minutes for it to warm up. You may want to refrain from going under the bike and checking how shiney and smooth the header pypes are by touching them.

nurse...

[Devil]

Hah, you only do that once! (or not at all for most of us!).

[Hiflyer]

Ahahaha! Good one mate!, I throw water at them 1st, see how fast it evaporates

[breakaway]

I lost some fingerprints by feeling up the tip of my newly installed Yoshimura TRS on my GSXR1000 once

[TOTO]

I lost some fingerprints by feeling up the tip of my newly installed Yoshimura TRS on my GSXR1000 once

so you still have no finger prints ???

[breakaway]

Nah they come back after the burnt skin peels off Fingerprints are more than just surface deep

[prettybillie]

Hah, you only do that once!

Um, not all of us only do it once....I think I might have learned the third time ha

[Boob Johnson]

Watched Forest Gump lately Toto?

[Blackshear]

Yeah I've done this before... Just got back from a pootle and went to brush off some 'dust' from the headers. It wasn't as satisfying as I'd have thought dusting would be.

There was this other time, where I went to make sure the PCB on an iffy PSU wasn't overheating Bridged the circuit right behind the terminals, didn't I

[Mystic13]

You have just washed your bike. You have ran it nicely for a few minutes for it to warm up. You may want to refrain from going under the bike and checking how shiney and smooth the header pypes are by touching them.

nurse...

So were they shiny and smooth?

[TOTO]

Watched Forest Gump lately Toto?

never seen the movie actually

So were they shiny and smooth?

Ooou yea. very shiney and very smooth

[gijoe1313]

And since TOTO is obviously in this mode of operation ... remember that if you are going to be staring at girls in a servo, try and not let the drool dribble from your chin!

(also helps if they are of legal age too! )

[Blackshear]

And since TOTO is obviously in this mode of operation ... remember that if you are going to be staring at girls in a servo, try and not let the drool dribble from your chin!

(also helps if they are of legal age too! )

Not all of of us have willpower as refined as yours, nor tested THAT often

[McWild]

It is indeed a sore lesson to learn.

I remember quite vividly hopping off helenoftroy's DR650 after a quick test ride, talking a bit of shit about it.
I made a comment about the peculiar exhaust note, leaning on the exhaust as I did so.

Bad, bad move...

[Mystic13]

I like the rider who came to a stop after a bit of a ride, lost his balance and fell over. As he lay there with his bike on his leg he was thinking, "How the *&%^$ am I going to get this bike off me?", then he felt the burn of the the exhaust through his jeans and in the moment of searing pain wasn't quite sure what happened but his leg was no longer under the bike. It's amazing how intense pain can motivate you to move quickly.