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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic13 View Post
    I like the rider who came to a stop after a bit of a ride, lost his balance and fell over. As he lay there with his bike on his leg he was thinking, "How the *&%^$ am I going to get this bike off me?", then he felt the burn of the the exhaust through his jeans and in the moment of searing pain wasn't quite sure what happened but his leg was no longer under the bike. It's amazing how intense pain can motivate you to move quickly.
    Melted skin on an expansion chamber acts as a lubricant, so you could be onto something, too!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    You can join Hanne in having done that... was lolz.


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    I suppose you could also wrap some potatoes with chives and bacon bits into foil and place then strategically on the pipes to have a nice snack when you done some riding then!

    Or the time when I was down riding at 2am from Alexandra to Wanaka and smacked into so many bunny rabbits they got fricasseed on my lower engine block and header pipes ... smelt real delicious!

    In the morning, gremlin and I discovered the charnel house that was my evil Big Ol'Hornet. Rabbit fur and baked meat everywhere!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    You have just washed your bike. You have ran it nicely for a few minutes for it to warm up. You may want to refrain from going under the bike and checking how shiney and smooth the header pypes are by touching them.

    nurse...
    HMMM PRETTY, SHINEY ........OUCH!

    Don't worry TOTO your amongst good company. I call that : moments when right hemisphere of brain doesn't talk to left hemisphere. i.e. right hemisphere thinks I wonder if that wire poking out of wall is live. doesn't consult left which would say watch out electricity=danger. moves hand to touch said wire while left is going ummmm and then ZAP! Left finally awake and says shouldn't have done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    never seen the movie actually
    Prolly a good time to "Gump it up"
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    You have just washed your bike. You have ran it nicely for a few minutes for it to warm up. You may want to refrain from going under the bike and checking how shiney and smooth the header pypes are by touching them.

    nurse...
    it's an intelligence test: do it once and you're pretty silly, do it twice and you're a dunce, do it thrice and you're a raving lunatic

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    Also, when changing the oil when the engine is warm... beware of the location of your hand when the filter is close to the headers..........

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    I lost some fingerprints by feeling up the tip of my newly installed Yoshimura TRS on my GSXR1000 once
    The perfect time to do a little safe-breaking at the local bank!
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    Most of us have figured out the meaning of hot by age 5, though I gues there are some slow learners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    it's an intelligence test: do it once and you're pretty silly, do it twice and you're a dunce, do it thrice and you're a raving lunatic
    well i'm not the brightest beer in the six pack so I guess I should get ready for more
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    You may want to refrain from going under the bike and checking how shiney and smooth the header pypes are by touching them.
    Sounds a bit like the irishman who tryed to blow up a bus


    He burnt his lips on the exhaust-pipe!
    A nice Pit

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    Quote Originally Posted by saltydog View Post
    Sounds a bit like the irishman who tryed to blow up a bus


    He burnt his lips on the exhaust-pipe!

    Lol havent heard that one before, but just reminded me about how tough the new VW polo is...

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    This is exactly the reason why people shouldn't let their kids touch motorbikes... children tend to touch 'shiney' things, like chrome exhausts.
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    bahahaha thats just hilarious, "i warmed my bike up and then touched hot parts... this is not advised" - of course its not! but why would you tell everyone toto?

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    I can't believe the mentality of some folk - sure you aren't a kid yourself? Thought adults would know of the consequences and think ahead.... hmmm, maybe not LOL

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    I got my hand stuck between the sump and rear extractor when I was tightening it up, that got rather warm.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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