They say bad things happen in 3's

[Ms Piggy]

On another note, I don't recall this ever happening when the bike had that 'Killer Pussy' paintjob... maybe the previous owner had the right idea, eh?

Well it was actually stolen while it was the Killa P but then found.

[White trash]

J: I don't got a pannel van, I got something better.

[James Deuce]

Scum-sucking, mouth-breathing, cud-chewing, loose-sphinctered, malodorous, ill-born get of fecund Hippy sows!

Death penalty for Bike rooters.

[White trash]

Scum-sucking, mouth-breathing, cud-chewing, loose-sphinctered, malodorous, ill-born get of fecund Hippy sows!

Death penalty for Bike rooters.

Ummmmm, I've never owned a bike that hasn't ended up rooted mate! Except of course the fine example Wenier rescued.

Can I be exempt?

[James Deuce]

Ummmmm, I've never owned a bike that hasn't ended up rooted mate! Except of course the fine example Wenier rescued.

Can I be exempt?

aLRIGHT. dEATH pENALTY FOR PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.

[Wolf]

Scum-sucking, mouth-breathing, cud-chewing, loose-sphinctered, malodorous, ill-born get of fecund Hippy sows!

Death penalty for Bike rooters.

Methinks you left out "goat-buggering", "bag-biting", "slime-wallowing" and "brain- damaged"

Death's too good for them... Vogon poetry, Narn Opera and break out the hi-voltage genital clamps

[Lou Girardin]

break out the hi-voltage genital clamps

Where would you attach them?

[NC]

Where would you attach them?

To you're ears?
Cause your genitals are on your head, aye


:unsure:

[strayjuliet]

Methinks you left out "goat-buggering", "bag-biting", "slime-wallowing" and "brain- damaged"

Death's too good for them... Vogon poetry, Narn Opera and break out the hi-voltage genital clamps

HHHmmmmm, me thinks you have far too much spare time, shouldnt you be working?? CSL I'm so sorry to hear about your beautiful bike being beaten. Someone really needs to teach those S.O.Bs a lesson. I'd like to give em a pounding or 2. Who do they think they are breaking other peoples hard earned stuff?

[avgas]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out!

Count me in if i can wear my matt black helmet and carry a bat

[jazbug5]

If I want to be a vigilante, do I *have* to book a session in the back of WT's van?
May they be caught one day in the act. Then we can lock them in the back of the van with NC30 until the screaming stops.

[Hitcher]

Then we can lock them in the back of the van with NC30 until the screaming stops.

Hers, or theirs? I'm sure there are animal welfare codes that cover such contingencies...

[Wolf]

If I want to be a vigilante, do I *have* to book a session in the back of WT's van?
May they be caught one day in the act. Then we can lock them in the back of the van with NC30 until the screaming stops.

Apparently true story - could be apocryphal/Urban Legend, tho:

Guy returning to his car sees some bloke has the door open and is under the dash trying to hotwire it. Instead of losing his rag he saunters up and asks: "Having trouble?"

Would-be thief, thinking it's just some well-meaning passer-by who is unaware he's a crook (and desiring to keep it that way) casually says: "Yeah, just doesn't seem to want to start."

"Know what you mean," says the car's owner, "I have that trouble with it every morning..."

Too late to run at that point, eh.

So if you see someone tampering with your wheels, don't yell "Oi!" when you're half a block away and hope you can catch 'em as they leg it, sashay up in a helpful manner and appear not to realise they're doing anything wrong - do it right and you'll be close enough to at least positively ID them - or better yet, break every bone in their bodies.

Dunno about using NC30_chick, tho', Amnesty International might take exception to the use of "cruel and unusual punishment". Better stick with the baseball bat.

[White trash]

OK.

The vigilante van is now full.

So far we've got me, Jaz, CSL, NC30 and Riff Raff. Jrandom is hanging around and can come in when I need a break.

[Ms Piggy]

OK.

The vigilante van is now full.

So far we've got me, Jaz, CSL, NC30 and Riff Raff. Jrandom is hanging around and can come in when I need a break.

You guys & gals are so great!
You sure know how to cheer a biker up.

There's no kissy person, so this will have to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>