They say bad things happen in 3's

[Ms Piggy]

Damn that tears the panties CSL. If you like get Kickaha to look at my speedo too this weekend. Even if you keep the majority of yours and use the other for the glass/clear plastic.

Thanks mate, that would be good actually.

[ManDownUnder]

Do you wanna join my secret squirell, under ground, vigilante group luv?

We'll sort them fuckers out!

Subtle as a train smask...

... but then sometimes subtlty isn't is the best option... BRING ON THE TRAINS!

Good luck CSL... hate it when that crap happens
MDU

[Lias]

The warehouse sells great little baseball bats, "kiddie sized" with the ball with them. Great for swinging one handed.

Baseball bat + balaclava + van load of angry bikers = Sore thief

[Wolf]

The warehouse sells great little baseball bats, "kiddie sized" with the ball with them. Great for swinging one handed.

Baseball bat + balaclava + van load of angry bikers = Sore thief

We need to do some proper scientific testing, here. Full-sized bat has more mass but is slower to wield, smaller bat, less mass but better speed. Need to work out which combination gives the better "punch" - e=0.5mV^2

We could work it out with calculations or do a more "hands-on" test on whomever we catch tampering with a set of wheels. The latter would be more subjective and probably a lot more fun.

And we could probably find "inventive" uses for the ball as well.

[Slipstream]

OK.

The vigilante van is now full.

So far we've got me, Jaz, CSL, NC30 and Riff Raff. Jrandom is hanging around and can come in when I need a break.

Vigilante Van, pfft , small fry....

I got the Baseball Bat Bus, fully equiped with all types of baseball bats, surveilence gear and modded up for (safe) high speed chasing ... plenty o' room.

All aboard!!!

[NC]

Fark, you guys make me look like a bad-arse..

I'm a delicate wee petal

[Slipstream]

Fark, you guys make me look like a bad-arse..

I'm a delicate wee petal

If you're a delicate wee petal, then I must be the princesses arse which felt the pea

[NC]

If you're a delicate wee petal, then I must be the princesses arse which felt the pea

You could well be

[ManDownUnder]

We need to do some proper scientific testing, here. Full-sized bat has more mass but is slower to wield, smaller bat, less mass but better speed. Need to work out which combination gives the better "punch" - e=0.5mV^2

We could work it out with calculations or do a more "hands-on" test on whomever we catch tampering with a set of wheels. The latter would be more subjective and probably a lot more fun.

And we could probably find "inventive" uses for the ball as well.

WHOA DUDE! That's physics and I'm... well... slowing down till the weekend...!

(of course if you wanted to double anything, make it the velocity.... that's the greatest increase of energy... now... if only I could think of some way to make a bat do 200 kph while holding it in my left hand...)