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    Cops shoot machete-wielding actor

    unfortunatly he isnt dead

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    Link or it didn't happen.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Link or it didn't happen.....
    GOOGLE MUFUCKA!!! http://www.3news.co.nz/

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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    GOOGLE MUFUCKA!!! http://www.3news.co.nz/
    I need not google - someone on here will supply me the link.

    Like so.
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    Whats the bloody matter with our aye?

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    Are their screwy or something?
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    He was about as good at acting as he was dying. I think he was a token Maori quota filler. Thank god those days are over.

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    Why don't they go for head shots?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Why don't they go for head shots?
    thats the problem, they fooking were, now if thay aimed for his big toe they'd get him between the eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    unfortunatly he isnt dead
    They've got the bullet out, the cops could always have another go.

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    What a drama!

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    I've heard of method acting, but this takes things to a whole new level.

    That man is committed to his craft.
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    How come the cop never used blanks like in the movies?
    Or why wasn't he blown to smitherines like the movies?
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Why don't they go for head shots?
    Because they are trained to aim for the biggest mass. Being your torso.

    Less chance of missing and said bullet going into a house down the road.

    Remember they are fireing these guns around civies.
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    Maybe he got confused and thought he was on set?
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