Do women get more out of bikes?

**YellowDog** · 29th July 2009, 16:13

I had no idea.

Will have to start charging ladies for a pillion ride.

**ready4whatever** · 29th July 2009, 16:18

my DT rattles like a million vibrators. (go the 2 stroke) however, i am male, so it does nothing for me

**Stirts** · 29th July 2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by cc rider

The right pr of tight jeans, roll your hips forward & a nice long stretch of road & Mmmmmm!

Mmmmmm!

Wouldn't that just cause a numb arse? Ooooooer an inverted version of "the stranger" numb your arse instead of the hand! EDIT:Works only if you're a giver of course. you dirty bitch

**cc rider** · 29th July 2009, 16:31

Originally Posted by Stirts

Wouldn't that just cause a numb arse? Ooooooer an inverted version of "the stranger" numb your arse instead of the hand! you dirty bitch

Never had any numbness, just a tingle afterwards & a smile, but that's all good

...and hands free - got to love that

Yes, guess I am - but is that really wrong

too much information for everyone???

**duckonin** · 29th July 2009, 16:37

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Must be summat wrong wi' my v-twin.....

mine too it only throbs....

**vgcspares** · 29th July 2009, 16:37

my girlfriend of the time reckoned the 350 Moto Morini she owned was the best bike ever - a nice little v-twin set on "gentle"

**smoky** · 29th July 2009, 16:58

well it was a bit of a thing when I was a teenager (about 25 to 30 years ago), we'd undo the stitching in the seat and cut a small channel in the foam, cut the end of a broom handle off and lay it in there - just a short piece under the pillion part of the seat.
Apparently it helped transfer the vibrations thru better, not sure if it made a difference but everyone swore the girls were more up for it than before?

But I think it probably had more to do with the fact that for most young ladies getting on the back of bike with the local hoon was rebellious, risky and the ride was a little exciting!

**gwigs** · 29th July 2009, 17:06

Originally Posted by smoky

well it was a bit of a thing when I was a teenager (about 25 to 30 years ago), we'd undo the stitching in the seat and cut a small channel in the foam, cut the end of a broom handle off and lay it in there - just a short piece under the pillion part of the seat.
Apparently it helped transfer the vibrations thru better, not sure if it made a difference but everyone swore the girls were more up for it than before?

But I think it probably had more to do with the fact that for most young ladies getting on the back of bike with the local hoon was rebellious, risky and the ride was a little exciting!

Heard of something similar...it was a half tennis ball instead of end of broom handle and you also cut the pockets out of your jeans.....

**Stirts** · 29th July 2009, 17:06

Originally Posted by smoky

well it was a bit of a thing when I was a teenager (about 25 to 30 years ago), we'd undo the stitching in the seat and cut a small channel in the foam, cut the end of a broom handle off and lay it in there - just a short piece under the pillion part of the seat.
Apparently it helped transfer the vibrations thru better, not sure if it made a difference but everyone swore the girls were more up for it than before?

Broom sales at Bunnings just skyrocketed!

**Elysium** · 29th July 2009, 17:37

Well I get the jollies from my V-Twin....well more of the thrill sort when I hear that engine roar. Can't say I can comment on the vibration part as I try not to think that I have a rear cylinder under my seat as I rid.

**ManDownUnder** · 29th July 2009, 17:41

the answer to the question is yes.

Do all women get off on all bikes? No? Most engines have rev range where they vibrate just that bit more (on the RF it was just over 3,000rpm) and that did wonders for some pillions, but it wasn;'t the intended purpose for the ride (c cell's and a dick shaped piece of plastic are a lot cheaper by the hour than a 900cc in line four doing 3,000... ish rpm).

Of course you can't pop out to get a coffee on a vibrator... without getting arrested anyway...

the VTR1000 has a small hard back seat so should give a good buzz too...

**AllanB** · 29th July 2009, 18:40

Originally Posted by Elysium

Can't say I can comment on the vibration part as I try not to think that I have a rear cylinder under my seat as I ride.

Just think of that rear piston thrusting up and down, stroke after stroke under your groin .........

Ahhhhh ahh hhh now that's better

**Trudes** · 29th July 2009, 18:47

I like my 2 stroke... there are several reasons he's called Rangi!

To be honest the thing that I get the biggest "thrill" out of are Rotary cars... and V8s..... so maybe I need to finally trade my Hornet in on a nice growly Ducati.

**Babelfish** · 29th July 2009, 19:22

Originally Posted by Maha

Im not a woman so cant really answer but....
When I have 'My Wife' on the back she does get the vibration through the foot pegs, but that dont count eh?...:

Some women do have sexual organs on their feet....'cos if they kick you right, you are right fucked!

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Doesn't really matter which bike you ride - although the V-twins do feel great to ride...... Us chicks will not kiss and tell

Not kiss and tell but fours or twins feel great to ride....thats like saying "I wont say if I give head or not, but c@#k tastes nice"...(I dont know why I bleeped out cock)

Originally Posted by vifferman

Perhaps the engine is too well balanced? Try pulling a plug lead off (not while it's going, of course. That would be too exciting...)

Pulling the plug lead? I like euphemisms

Originally Posted by cc rider

The right pr of tight jeans, roll your hips forward & a nice long stretch of road & Mmmmmm!

Mmmmmm!

Twice in one post, good effort!

I have forgotten about the bike now, and researching the "right pair of jeans"...and I will be on the lookout for the slight lean forward from now on so that I can nod knowingly

Originally Posted by cc rider

too much information for everyone???

No

Interesting responses, some good honesty from the KB gang...I'm feelin the love...even if it is rather squdgy. My colleague definately confirmed the phenomenon (actually I wouldnt have posted otherwise and would have just put the concept down to my rather deviant mind).

Amazingly so far I have only had one red rep out of this - and that was from a known completely anal rummaging red neck tosser taking a break from telling us all what a legend he is (well at least we got a break from the latter while he was repping)