Do women get more out of bikes?

**cc rider** · 30th July 2009, 15:37

Originally Posted by Babelfish

Yeah, sorry, I'd imagined a nice long ride and a number of "wet" episodes later there'd be more than just the fuel injectors squirtin...but in answer to you're question, YES!

You're funny! Weird, but funny.

NO!

**Big Dave** · 30th July 2009, 17:17

**Babelfish** · 30th July 2009, 17:42

Says it all BD, nice work...she looked a bit ill when she had to swallow though...

**Thani-B** · 30th July 2009, 21:31

Originally Posted by Babelfish

And perhaps a new "feature" to promote while selling for the salesman? "Here madam is the SV650 which has 50 pulses per second and a seat depth of 1.5 inches providing an overall satisfaction level of 7/10...on the other hand, we have here a TL1000 with aftermarket pipes...."

Would definitely surprise me if someone said that to me when I was out shopping. Id have to take it for a ride before I took their word though

**mowgli** · 30th July 2009, 21:33

Originally Posted by Babelfish

I have been having a discussion with a female colleague of mine around the...um...vibrational aspect of bikes. In particular twins. Although jokingly mentioned, I did suggest that pleasurable side effects of twins would be a factor in overall sales to women.

Motorbikes? Horses? All the same really.

**Babelfish** · 30th July 2009, 21:57

Originally Posted by mowgli

Motorbikes? Horses? All the same really.

NOW we're cookin...I have often thought about the effects of a saddle...but normally such thoughts are started by a pair of jodhpurs...and on discussing this with the fairer sex have been dissuaded.

If women are going to get any more fun from all of this I think we should even things up again and politely request them to ride side saddle again!

If not, ask them to at least post more sybian videos!

**1wheel riot** · 31st July 2009, 20:44

wether they tell you or not chiks dig the vibs . they get super horny after a ride on the cbr(it mite just be me tho).

**MadDuck** · 31st July 2009, 20:49

Originally Posted by 1wheel riot

wether they tell you or not chiks dig the vibs . they get super horny after a ride on the cbr(it mite just be me tho).

Ha..cough...ha. Legend in your own mind I am picking!

**beyond** · 31st July 2009, 21:01

What a thread

Tell ya what though. Had a go on Boomers KTM... which DMNTD used to have and shit, they should have marketed those things as mobile vibrators.

I'm pretty sure if they had, they would have sold millions of them and there would have been heaps of women riding around with big smiles..... now where's my teeth.

**Deano** · 31st July 2009, 21:08

Great video BD - says it all really.

**beyond** · 31st July 2009, 21:13

BD... that vid is a hoot

**MadDuck** · 31st July 2009, 21:18

Hate to say it BD but - "REPOST"! Last time you put that link up I laughed and laughed.

**Babelfish** · 31st July 2009, 22:15

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Hate to say it BD but - "REPOST"! Last time you put that link up I laughed and laughed.

mmmmmm, its been a while, I've been skulking in the shadows waiting for the right moment and finally someone has served it on a plate....now I get to say......

FUCK THE REPO PO PO!!

...cue maniacal laughter....followed by a throaty wheeze...

**MadDuck** · 31st July 2009, 22:17

Originally Posted by Babelfish

...followed by a throaty wheeze...

I suggest you get help for that could be oink flu

**98tls** · 31st July 2009, 22:19

Originally Posted by Babelfish

NOW

If women are going to get any more fun from all of this I think we should even things up again and politely request them to ride side saddle again!

5 minutes on a Daytona at idle should suffice.