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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I notice he hasn't post again, two reasons for this....

    1...He has been inundated with PM's....
    2...He is sitting back having a laugh...

    Both I hope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Merde View Post
    Both I hope
    Its possible, these threads pop up from time to time, I know of three others that have had a go at KB dating....

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    Just a minute... I anticipate a problem!

    If women are using techniques like cosmetic surgery to become more beautiful, then the naturally beautiful ones are losing their advantage in attracting an equally good-looking mate - so the naturally beautiful and ugly people will be cross-breeding randomly.

    So in fact each generation (male and female) is likely to be getting uglier, until they reach an age when they can indulge in their own cosmetic procedures.

    Imagine two people with movie-star good looks (gleaming white teeth, sun tans, blonde highlights, tummy tucks, enhanced cleavage) having kids together - the kids are going to have the pre-surgery looks of both parents... eeewww!
    My god! you are right.
    Looks like it's up us to save the human race - quick, let's procreate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TLMAN View Post
    She can dominate, destroy and control me... for 3 mins

    you think youd last 3 mins!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I notice he hasn't post again, two reasons for this....

    1...He has been inundated with PM's....
    2...He is sitting back having a laugh...
    Definitely the first! Without a doubt

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    My god! you are right.
    Looks like it's up us to save the human race - quick, let's procreate.
    You talking to the hand????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post

    What do you get? Well, you get a man (odds are against you, remember?) who's urrr... 6'3, probably works too much, loves his toys etc.


    .... I can only hope DMNTD doesn't try it on again.....


    6'3'? Only in high heels!
    Yeah he is dodgy! Lose the stilettos and you should be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    My god! you are right.
    Looks like it's up us to save the human race - quick, let's procreate.
    You're right, of course! Naturally gorgeous examples of the human race (such as us) should be reproducing in an effort to cancel out all the ugly ones!

    But first I will need to see a certificate of authenticity. I need to know that your outstanding good looks are not a result of unnatural behaviour.
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    You're right, of course! Naturally gorgeous examples of the human race (such as us) should be reproducing in an effort to cancel out all the ugly ones!

    But first I will need to see a certificate of authenticity. I need to know that your outstanding good looks are not a result of unnatural behaviour.
    Ah, well unfotunately I must admit, there has been fair bit of unnatural behaviour over the years.
    Though hopefully this will count in my favour.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    USA men needs some serious optic surgeory...


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    "The study found attractive women had 16 percent more children, and very attractive women had 6 percent more children than their less attractive counterparts."

    Clearly they havn't been to south Auckland lol

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    this type of thread didnt work out too well before, one thing to remember is that its 90% male on kb.....
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3"
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    Its hard to believe kb messaging system hasnt crashed with offers like that!
    What can we say... Spank works hard on KB, we're benefitting from the high calibre of his work!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sammy12 View Post
    I think you may need to work on self promoting dude!!!

    In the 25 to 29 age bracket, women outnumber men by 2300, and the number leaps in the 30s.
    BUT in the statistics, they dont mention how many of the women are lesbians! FLOORED!!!
    Hey, I'm the gender in demand... why do I have to work? Besides, if there aren't enough now, it looks like I just have to work hard, time will fly, and all of a sudden, I'll be in the 30's bracket, where they'll be more desperate, and more of them
    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    I.... thought we had something
    People... this is a honda rider for you. You ride in the same group as them on the weekend, and all of a sudden, they think you have a relationship
    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    If women are using techniques like cosmetic surgery to become more beautiful, then the naturally beautiful ones are losing their advantage in attracting an equally good-looking mate - so the naturally beautiful and ugly people will be cross-breeding randomly.
    You're much too deep for this thread, I think you should leave now... beauty is in the eye of the beholder, hardly a point for this thread, but not everyone thinks trout lips and melon tits are sexy.
    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    I don't think he envisaged his OP skewing this far off track and down a ravine in a screaming heap on fire ... go KB!
    urgh... one thing worse than a honda rider, one that actually thinks on the same wavelength... could even be a relationship if it was a gorgeous hot chick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    I notice he hasn't post again, two reasons for this....

    1...He has been inundated with PM's....
    2...He is sitting back having a laugh...
    ... and 3.... working.

    Maha is correct on point 1 however (well, and point 2), I have been soooo inundated with requests, I only have 1 unit left for this amazing offer!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by puddy View Post
    6'3'? Only in high heels!
    Yeah he is dodgy! Lose the stilettos and you should be right.
    huh? I'm 6'3... why on earth would I describe DMNTD... so far, he's avoided this thread. That slut always reckons we love him, and want to have his babies. How many times do you have to reject him?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    I am sure that I also heard them say on the TV that men are not getting more good looking - ha ha ha, now that was funny :
    men don't need to be when there super stylie on there bikes!
    Fook Yeah!...Me Got DRZ400sm Now!

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