I stand corrected - Chuck likes it dirty.
Aaahhhhh, the memories.....
Still, I sit on an Intruder every day......
He described the dildo as ‘‘arguably statuesque’’.
No wonder his anooos had a small abrasion...
stat⋅u⋅esque / Show Spelled Pronunciation [stach-oo-esk]
–adjective
like or suggesting a statue, as in massive or majestic dignity, grace, or beauty.
So he accidentally took his pants off and got down on all fours. He accidentally allowed this stripper to lube him up good and proper. All the while saying "dont go near there", and her hearing, him protesting in the way that means do it!
Opps, she slipped and he got a boo boo on his bum bum.
Accidental rape indeed. He only complained cos his mates ragged him big time the next day!
I tried not to laugh, really I did![]()
Decided to see how long it would take to find a pink honduh. 2 minutes. But check out the comments in the thread. There's not real man amongst them.
Anyone wondering WHY they grabbed a 40 yr old stripper who isn't the most attractive looking girl.Normal guys would get a 20 something surely.
Perhaps his reversing sensor wasn't working,usually the camera give a warning of large object approaching your rear.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Ya just gotta love the Skippys..
David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.
I thought it was quite hilarious really!!!![]()
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Bummed out!
http://www.theage.com.au/national/be...0731-e3es.htmlThe man said he organised the night’s entertainment, hiring two strippers from the Simply Irresistible agency.
Under questioning from defence barrister Paul Higham, he agreed that the agency representative he spoke to told him that he was booking a show entitled ‘‘Anal’’.
The man said he was no longer friends with the groom after he made comments about the stripper incident at the wedding.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
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