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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    By his own addmition he is not gay (hence he does not own a Honda) he is a BI-Transgender GXSR owner....
    Whatchya talking abot willis??....'aint nothin' manlier than 'the king of bikes'

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Whatchya talking abot willis??....'aint nothin' manlier than 'the king of bikes'
    yes there is .....






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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    Chuck Norris on a GN250 cuz he got nothing to prove

    Chuck Norris would ride a Nightster or a Bonnie (possibly a Speed3)- he's way too cool for a GNanything

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    I stand corrected - Chuck likes it dirty.
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    Aaahhhhh, the memories.....

    Still, I sit on an Intruder every day......

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Whatchya talking abot willis??....'aint nothin' manlier than 'the king of bikes'
    King? or Queeeeeeeeeen???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    King? or Queeeeeeeeeen???
    44 minutes to find that image hehehe....gotta have a gixxer for the bitches bro'
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    He described the dildo as ‘‘arguably statuesque’’.

    No wonder his anooos had a small abrasion...

    stat⋅u⋅esque / Show Spelled Pronunciation [stach-oo-esk]
    –adjective
    like or suggesting a statue, as in massive or majestic dignity, grace, or beauty.

    So he accidentally took his pants off and got down on all fours. He accidentally allowed this stripper to lube him up good and proper. All the while saying "dont go near there", and her hearing, him protesting in the way that means do it!

    Opps, she slipped and he got a boo boo on his bum bum.

    Accidental rape indeed. He only complained cos his mates ragged him big time the next day!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post


    44 minutes to find that image hehehe....gotta have a gixxer for the bitches bro'
    Decided to see how long it would take to find a pink honduh. 2 minutes. But check out the comments in the thread. There's not real man amongst them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Anyone wondering WHY they grabbed a 40 yr old stripper who isn't the most attractive looking girl.Normal guys would get a 20 something surely.

    Perhaps his reversing sensor wasn't working,usually the camera give a warning of large object approaching your rear.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Ya just gotta love the Skippys..
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    I thought it was quite hilarious really!!!

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    Bummed out!

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    The man said he organised the night’s entertainment, hiring two strippers from the Simply Irresistible agency.

    Under questioning from defence barrister Paul Higham, he agreed that the agency representative he spoke to told him that he was booking a show entitled ‘‘Anal’’.

    The man said he was no longer friends with the groom after he made comments about the stripper incident at the wedding.
    http://www.theage.com.au/national/be...0731-e3es.html
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    He was thinking either "they will be too drunk to remember" or "its not gay if I get a woman to do it"..

    Wrong, and wrong again.

    Bugger..
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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