The best man, a dildo and a stripper

**Deano** · 30th July 2009, 15:43

Fark I pissed myself at the title. Glad nothing like that occurred at my stag do. Getting 'ridden' around the garage floor by the (female) stripper was demeaning enough. I never realised how dirty the floor was before that. Thanks Poos !

I feel sorry for the jury - I mean, trying not to laugh in court must have been a nightmare.

**Maha** · 30th July 2009, 15:47

Originally Posted by Stirts

Just like the man-flu, it so much worse when it happens to him......

When a man does this to woman he says......
"ooops, sorry it just slipped"

But when a woman does it to a man.....
He cries rape.

**mynameis** · 30th July 2009, 16:16

Originally Posted by slofox

Would you even admit to it if it happened?

Furthermore to get a medical examination done :

A small abrasion below his anal verge ‘‘most likely caused by blunt trauma’’

Roflcopter indeed.

**slofox** · 30th July 2009, 16:27

Originally Posted by mynameis

Furthermore to get a medical examination done

"Ahhhh doc, I seem to have a sore arse y'see...."
"Errmmm let's take a gander then shall we.....hmmm....you seem to have some kind of abrasion here sir. What HAVE you been up to?"
"Well, doc, y'see, the stripper bummed me at the stag do...but it was RAPE I tell ya RAPE! I would NEVER do that voluntarily...."
"A likely story......." (Thinks.."Fukkin queer!!!")

**The Pastor** · 30th July 2009, 16:40

alchomahol may or may not of been a contributing factor in this case.

**Meanie** · 30th July 2009, 16:42

Its bad enough he got himself in that position in the first place, but to admit to it is even worse

Then again he is Australian

**The Stranger:Me** · 30th July 2009, 16:42

What the hell is "accidental" rape?

I didn't mean to your honour, I just accidentally fell on her - after stripping her naked and hauling my dick out. But I really didn't mean to.
I wonder how many times one could get away witht that excuse?

So as noted she had a didlo on, lubed him up but it was an accident? Sure, there was NO intent there was there?

**YellowDog** · 30th July 2009, 16:47

This has to be a case of buggery through missadventure.

**Finn** · 30th July 2009, 17:09

Originally Posted by The Stranger

What the hell is "accidental" rape?

Illegal parking of the penis.

**SARGE** · 30th July 2009, 17:13

dammit Finn... i read the title and thought you were throwing a party ....

**SixPackBack** · 30th July 2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by Maha

Evidence that was ommitted from the court hearing was that the complainant was unable to ride his GXSR as a result of the incident, and was sueing for 'loss of self motivation'...

Nothin' gayer than a honda.....whaddya ride bro'