Best comeback line

**hospitalfood** · 30th July 2009, 18:49

do you fucking like hospital food cunt ?

**EJK** · 30th July 2009, 18:53

I remember this. Watch from 1:46.

**gijoe1313** · 30th July 2009, 20:41

This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

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FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine !

No bike, but the biking attitude is there!

**NOMIS** · 30th July 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

This is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

GENERAL REINWALD:
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended. All over America, people were thinking: Semper Fi, Marine !

No bike, but the biking attitude is there!

Ok this here wins. love it lol

**jamiey** · 30th July 2009, 22:42

I don't know what makes you look so stupid.

But

It's working a fu**in Treat

**MarkH** · 31st July 2009, 15:35

Originally Posted by Drew

Well to do woman, speaking to Winston Churchill. "You're drunk sir"!

Reply, "and you Madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober".

I like the one where a woman told Winston Churchill that if he were her husband she would put poison in his tea, he said that if she were his wife then he would drink it.

**Maha** · 31st July 2009, 15:49

Originally Posted by Drew

Well to do woman, speaking to Winston Churchill. "You're drunk sir"!

Reply, "and you Madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober".

Another classic Churchill line...

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

**shafty** · 31st July 2009, 16:13

"Well at least you're not two faced, cos you sure as hell wouldn't be wearing that one outside"

**one fast tl1ooo** · 31st July 2009, 16:27

You are so ugly, you'r mom had to tie a rope around you, just so the dog would play with you

**Insanity_rules** · 31st July 2009, 22:11

A couple I like to use.................

How about never, is never good for you?

I'd like to see it from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer

And somewhere a village is missing its idiot.

You seem much more intelligent with your mouth closed.

If I agree, will you go away?

Did you take a degree course in stupid? It comes so naturally to you.

It looked like english but all I heard was bullshit

Do you supply an bullshit to english dictionary with that?

Oi you! outa the gene pool

If I throw a stick will you leave?

Whatever point you were aiming for, you missed.

A womans real favourite position is CEO

I'm trying to imagine you with an informed viewpoint but its a big stretch

Is there any way to set this laser printer to stun?

I wasted a perfectly good nights sleep for this shit?

A good one in a loud nightclub is if you ask a girl to dance and she shoots you down badly (I've used this a couple of times) keep your face uneffected then say "Sorry I think you misheard me I said you look fat in those pants"

What did the university graduate say to the tradesman? Would you like fries with that?

True story: On a flight to Dublin the flight attendant asked me if I'd like Dinner, I asked her "what are my choices"? She replied "Yes or No!"

Get the feeling I might have a smidgen of smart ass in me?

**banjo3006** · 3rd August 2009, 09:57

One of my all time favourites was ex Aussie cricketer Shane Warne who was copping some sledging from an oppostion player about his weight.
Shane told him the reason he was so fat was evertime he had sex with the guys mum she gave him a cookie.