A 'For Sale', and a general goodbye

[Marmoot]

Then he'll run up the arse of a car.

very true

[Racey Rider]

Definitely April Fools.

As I was reading it, I was thinking, This doesn't sound like the Jrandom I know.

And I've never even meet ya!! Must be a April fools joke.

[**R1**]

Dude you should go back to the exact spot where it happened and see if you can relocate your balls

[Hitcher]

Either a 1 April stunt or confirmation of his status as a whiney-arsed crybaby...

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

[NC]

Jesus, Dan!

Don't be a drop-nuts bitch.

[MikeL]

Hey Dan,
How about a pint at Galbraith's so I can either get you to change your mind or help you celebrate a successful April Fool's hoax...?

[Lou Girardin]

OK. So you wound us up by pretending to be a limp-wristed loser. Good one!

[Mr Skid]

Then he'll run up the arse of a car.

Did Nod accept that one as your last excuse for speeding?

"Sozzy ofsifiser, I didn't want to look at the speedo, lest I take my beady eyes off the car in front."

[inlinefour]

I started off riding motorcycles at the age of eight. Not long after that I wrecked the old man's A100. Basically I was ready to quit bikes right there and then. The old man made me get back on the bike (it still went OK, just had broken/bent bits and a bent frame) and go back around the courner until I figured out why I had crashed and how to avoid it in the future
Now tell me, jrandom. Why makes you think in that situation you'd be better off not on a bike and in a cage? Sounds like a car would have probably wore the truck unless it was of the higher preformance type. I remember reading someones signature "I do not intend to tip toe through lifee to end up safely at the grave. But rather swing it sideways at the last minute, yelling, holly shit what a ride!!!" Get back on the bike and learn from the experience, you just might be kicking yourself in the future if you dont.
I got taken out severely about a decade ago and ended up on hospital for a while. Some dumbarse in a car that "did not see me". Yea right, thats why the wankess ended up with a careless driving charge! It took me six and a bit years to actually get back onto a bike! And I was a fucking wimp! Would not lean over around courners or even do the speed limit! That was over a year ago now and I'm at the stage where I would be liking a faster sports bike. The funny thing is that the bike I am wanting is the 2005 CBR600RR and your story just makes me want one more.
Come on bud, get back on the bike. Do it for yourself, not anyone else...

[justsomeguy]

Did Nod accept that one as your last excuse for speeding?

"Sozzy ofsifiser, I didn't want to look at the speedo, lest I take my beady eyes off the car in front."

I was looking at the car in front and a mark on the road to measure the 2 second distance and sort of drifted a bit above the 59.99 kmph speed limit.......

[inlinefour]

Either a 1 April stunt or confirmation of his status as a whiney-arsed crybaby...

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

I'll take extra good care of it

[Waylander]

Somehow I think this is just a ploy to avoid our little ride next week. Comeone man, you afraid of taking on a cruiser with your little sport bike? Stuff like this happens and it's the real bikers that can get back on the bike realizing that they are still alive to enjoy riding. Don't mean to be insulting (well maybe just a little ) but that's just how I see things.

[Holy Roller]

Does somebody else want my ST1300 when I die?

By then it will be a classic and worth a small fortune,
Just make sure you look after it, I like classics

[jrandom]

Ahem.

OK, OK, enough, it's well past noon.

The one thing, the one SINGLE thing, that I thought would have tipped you all off?

*No* Honda rider would ever be that good!



[runs and hides in sandbagged corner, prepares for week-long barrage of rotten tomatoes]

(You know you all love me, you really do...)

[Motoracer]

BIAAARTCHH!!