It wont start

[Lou Girardin]

Ok, bit I didn't know you're real name was switch.

Getting a tad tetchy are we?
Just be thankful you don't have to kickstart it.

[jazbug5]

Old/flat battery?
And, yes.... the Hasselhoff thing is yet another example of your evil genius. You can have your volcanic island now, and the truckload of gold bullion... just for God's sake MAKE IT STOP!!!!
*Picturing NC30 stroking her white pussy, er ...cat...*

[ManDownUnder]

It kinda looks like he has a hardon..

I think it's quite accurate in a symbolic kinda way... he IS a dick

[NC]

Old/flat battery?
And, yes.... the Hasselhoff thing is yet another example of your evil genius. You can have your volcanic island now, and the truckload of gold bullion... just for God's sake MAKE IT STOP!!!!
*Picturing NC30 stroking her white pussy, er ...cat...*

We tried to bump start it, and nothing..

[NC]

I think it's quite accurate in a symbolic kinda way... he IS a dick

No shit...I think he's poo, but I get enjoyment out of seeing people suffer over the hasselhoffs 'man rug'

[ManDownUnder]

No shit...I think he's poo, but I get enjoyment out of seeing people suffer over the hasselhoffs 'man rug'

You poor sick demented girl (you're right though - it's fun to make 'em squirm...)

[avgas]

Heh..

I'm thinking maybe spark plug leads?

yep you need those - pull the sparkys out to see if the spark off the frame while turning the bike over (motor wise - whole bike is messy
check you kill switch doesnt have a loose connection - ask affman he knows all about that
as for the hasslehoff thing - i think that you have left my mind completely and utterly warped, so to return the favour check out this cool site here

[Fart]

I don't have a penis, but I'm sure I could borrow one to put up your arse

Do lesbo call strapon "penis" these days? Yeah, but your girlfriend will get jealous if you do it with me.

[NC]

Do lesbo call strapon "penis" these days? Yeah, but your girlfriend will get jealous if you do it with me.

He said it's ok, as long as he can join in/watch/ T-bag you.

[Fart]

That avatar is giving me a headache. Pleeeeease make it stop.

[NC]

That avatar is giving me a headache. Pleeeeease make it stop.

Enjoy


You know you love it

[Fart]

Why choose that avatar? FFS !

Do you have penis envy?

[NC]

Why choose that avatar? FFS !

Do you have penis envy?

If I wanted a penis I would go cut one off some dude.


Ps: I got the Avatar, because 'The Hasselhoff' is a running joke..

[bugjuice]

can you buy that underwear? it'd be interesting to watch to say the least..

[NC]

can you buy that underwear? it'd be interesting to watch to say the least..

I'm sure you could get that printed on one of your G-strings, buggy