Caption contest -- knock yourselves out!

**pyrocam** · 1st April 2005, 16:50

Originally Posted by bugjuice

you really need it shooting into Ac's nipple at least, to counter NCs one.. Last thing I want is hassle's crotch goin for it, but I could watch a nipple all day..

Its hard cos id rather not use a fake porn.

and have to tick the 'R rated image' box

here is some attempts including a special High quality one!

**R1** · 1st April 2005, 17:04

I did like your title said and tried "knocking myself out"

but i have so far failed, i think i need to try that panda

**MSTRS:Me** · 1st April 2005, 18:10

More work needed, Grasshopper. Weight on *outside* foot.

**Racey Rider** · 1st April 2005, 18:54

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I'm being hypnotised by David Hasslehoff's groin. He's telling me to put on a red swimsuit and start running on a beach.....

I think you'll find he's saying, "Take a red swimsuit OFF and start running on a beach"!

**Racey Rider** · 1st April 2005, 19:12

43b. must ride only on sand.
57a. Machine must be firmly attached to the ground at all times.
61e. Panda power only for first six months.

WT - "Dam my insurance clauses are tuff these days"!

**Paul in NZ** · 1st April 2005, 19:17

Given time and training, PC Smith was confident that he would soon be put on the Panda car squad.

**peterjdaly** · 1st April 2005, 19:44

Probationary Constable Dave dreams of his future in the elite Metropolitan Motorcycle Squad. He will soon regret having listened to only half the lecture on Panda cars........

**Biff** · 1st April 2005, 19:54

Biff finally finds a machine he can't crash or hurt himself on.

NC · 1st April 2005, 21:17

Originally Posted by pyrocam

With the new hasselhoff avatar, every thread has the opportunity to get derailed as long as it appears. I think its mentioned in nearly all the threads that nc30_chick posts in!

I counter you avatar nc30_chick
Booyaa!

Nope....

The thing is, you have to look at Davids 'man package' and you don't really get to perv at Anna's titties...

I win....again

**Waylander** · 1st April 2005, 21:21

So either this thread WAS an april fools joke or Hitcher has already given out the rep or has no intention of doing so. Any thoughts peaple? would like to know if the contest is over already so I can stop trying to be funny.

NC · 1st April 2005, 21:23

Originally Posted by alucard_draken

So either this thread WAS an april fools joke or Hitcher has already given out the rep or has no intention of doing so. Any thoughts peaple? would like to know if the contest is over already so I can stop trying to be funny.

What is peaple?

**Waylander** · 1st April 2005, 21:28

Originally Posted by NC30_chick

What is peaple?

Product of an american education. Thats how I was tought to spell peaple, or people as you spell it down here, and have yet to break myself of the habit.

**Skyryder** · 1st April 2005, 21:32

Mummy mummy why is no one looking??

Skyryder

**madboy** · 1st April 2005, 22:37

Mr Rossi Snr knew being a positive role model was essential to young Valentino's early childhood development

**SPORK** · 1st April 2005, 22:44

Originally Posted by alucard_draken

Product of an american education. Thats how I was tought to spell peaple, or people as you spell it down here, and have yet to break myself of the habit.

Holy crap? Really? You're not just making an excuse for poor spelling?!

Ready the shotguns, ma!