Hear me roar!

[cc rider]

Well. 's'obvious ain't it? When *he* goes outdoors , *she* stays indoors, cooking the eggs , and making herself sexy for when he returns and wants a bit.

Thaz why she's called 'er indoors.

Oh! So that's a bit as well as a bite
Now I get the yoke

[Maha]

...but what about when you go outdoors???

[martybabe]

So you bought her an eternity ring because that's what it felt like to her?

every day when I tell her how much she loves me, she shows me the ring on her finger, just like this . actually, now I think about it, the ring is on her other finger but she's a bit forgetful these days.

[Ixion]

Oh! So that's a bit as well as a bite
Now I get the yoke

Well, obviously she doesn't cook those eggs.

[007XX]

Ok, can't be arsed reading all the other pages but...

I must admit I wouldn't like it either if my beloved was to refer to me as The wife, or the wifey (shudders).It does seem a tad derogatory and I get visions of a sweaty overweight old fart wearing slippers as the man who would use such a term

I don't know...it's very much like when a man speaks to his mates and discusses going out fishing with them and he says he has to check with THE WIFE first...that implies shackles and a nagging harridan back at home and that is no basis for a happy marriage.

I'd rather be alone than have a relationship like that.

[cc rider]

every day, when I tell her how much she loves me, she shows me the ring on her finger, just like this . actually, now I think about it, the ring is on her other finger but she's a bit forgetful these days.

You have to tell her how much she loves you????

Well, obviously she doesn't cook those eggs.

You mean they're severed natural like?

[cc rider]

Well she might forget No worries though, I've got that woman in the palm of my hand.

sounds like you're going to have to have yourself in hand after this

[Ixion]

You mean they're severed natural like?

Severed ? . It's not (quite) that long

[cc rider]

Severed ? . It's not (quite) that long

...sorry freudian slip of the tongue/knife - cold hands, must have slipped on the key stroke

[SPman]

Surely "The Wife", is OK. It's when Maha starts saying "The First Wife", or "The Second Wife", "No 2",or things of a similar ilk, the worrying should start!

I was always referred to as "my first husband", by "Mrs Ex"! (still am, come to think of it)

[mashman]

I can see where you're coming from Mom, the woman that i lmarried and subsequently share my life with, often calls me My Gordon... pisses me off and now that i know "The Wife" works in the opposite direction (as opposed to STFU ya fat tart) i shall use it... Many thanks Mom

[Pussy]

I can see where you're coming from Mom, the woman that i lmarried and subsequently share my life with, often calls me My Gordon... pisses me off and now that i know "The Wife" works in the opposite direction (as opposed to STFU ya fat tart) i shall use it... Many thanks Mom

I'll bet you don't talk like that to your pet Glaswegian....

[mashman]

I'll bet you don't talk like that to your pet Glaswegian....

Heh, only whilst she's sleeping, it's the only way i get to win an argument... i'd pass on the "pet" comment, but once i explain the context i'm sure the focus would swiftly move back in my direction and i'm just not man enough for that fight!!!

[cmoore]

The wife??....can't see anything wrong with it..i generally introduce mine as my "first wife"...

[007XX]

"First wife"?????? WTF? that's cold man...

This should sum it up for me nicely:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPR108kwNo4




*I found mine so don't care *