Hear me roar!

[wysper]

However, there is something that seriously grates on me, and I see it on here so many times. Since when, just because I am married should I be referred to as THE wife?

Ok, I am thinking about this. Clearly I can't use MY wife either as that is possessive. So what can I say. My wife would not want me using her name here on this forum. So what do I say when I am referring to the woman that I married 15 years ago and share the most important parts of my life with?

I doubt that there would be any safe way of referring to her on this forum.

She is my wife as I am her husband. So Mom.... what is ok to say?

[Maha]

Ok, I am thinking about this. Clearly I can't use MY wife either as that is possessive. So what can I say. My wife would not want me using her name here on this forum. So what do I say when I am referring to the woman that I married 15 years ago and share the most important parts of my life with?

I doubt that there would be any safe way of referring to her on this forum.

She is my wife as I am her husband. So Mom.... what is ok to say?

Er' indoors???....

[MSTRS:Me]

SWMBO is useful...

[wysper]

Er' indoors???....

Brave man. You would do well to run

[rickstv]

I used to call my ex the spare bike......maybe thats why she's the ex now

[ready4whatever]

better than 'a wife' like in india eh. 'the' means unique, only one. lol

[martybabe]

In a nervous panic on my wedding day, I completely forgot the name of the beautiful creature I was about to marry, on turning to the best man for help I found I had forgotten to invite him. In a brief moment of clarity, I remembered it's customary for the vicar ( who's name I had forgotten) to read out the names during the ceremony so all would be well.

As a vision in white walked towards me the Vicar announced "Ah, 'THE BRIDE'" the name didn't ring any bells but he seemed to know what he was talking about and the old tape player in the corner was playing 'here comes THE BRIDE' so I went with it. After a bit of crying, mumbling and fumbling (the ceremony) the vicar asked THE BRIDE to sign the book so by my reckoning her official name both pre and post wedding is 'THE BRIDE'

Fourteen decades later and I still use it as a term of endearment and love and she is often introduced to people as the bride. My official title when being introduced is 'this is my man, please don't pity me"

[Maha]

In a nervous panic on my wedding day, I completely forgot the name of the beautiful creature I was about to marry, on turning to the best man for help I found I had forgotten to invite him. In a brief moment of clarity, I remembered it's customary for the vicar ( who's name I had forgotten) to read out the names during the ceremony so all would be well.

As a vision in white walked towards me the Vicar announced "Ah, 'THE BRIDE'" the name didn't ring any bells but he seemed to know what he was talking about and the old tape player in the corner was playing 'here comes THE BRIDE' so I went with it. After a bit of crying, mumbling and fumbling (the ceremony) the vicar asked THE BRIDE to sign the book so by my reckoning her official name both pre and post wedding is 'THE BRIDE'

Fourteen decades later and I still use it as a term of endearment and love and she is often introduced to people as the bride. My official title when being introduced is 'this is my man, please don't pity me"

Fourteen Decades?.....
For someone thats been married for 140 years?... well done....

[martybabe]

Fourteen Decades?.....
For someone thats been married for 140 years?... well done....

Well she says that's what it feels like, never counted myself

[MsKABC]

Well she says that's what it feels like, never counted myself

So you bought her an eternity ring because that's what it felt like to her?

[tri boy]

Women don't roar. They nag, grizzle, irritate and scream.
What did men do that was so bad for us to be assigned such a creature.

[rickstv]

I remember my wedding like it was yesterday, if it was tomorrow, I would call the whole fucking thing off,
Rick.

[ready4whatever]

I remember my wedding like it was yesterday, if it was tomorrow, I would call the whole fucking thing off,
Rick.

true? the girlfriend keeps sayin she wants 2 get married etc. i think shes waiting a whole lot longer 2 minutes after the ring she can expect the prenup forms

[cc rider]

Er' indoors???....

...but what about when you go outdoors???

[Ixion]

Well. 's'obvious ain't it? When *he* goes outdoors , *she* stays indoors, cooking the eggs , and making herself sexy for when he returns and wants a bit.

Thaz why she's called 'er indoors.