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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    See a Honda owner would never have done that
    You're right! A honda owner would have bonked the guy, then stolen his wallet, and then said something like, 'Thank you, dear.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    The first time it was up, the article said that the 'bike owner' also removed the spike, not alot of thought went into his actions but, then again, he could have been a tad upset at what had just happened.

    I might try and find the other post.

    And here it is...http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/n...e/1590999.aspx

    'A source said the owner of the bike had caught up with the rider, pulled out the stake and punched him on the nose before taking his wallet and reclaiming the motorcycle'.
    Can't believe everything you see in the paper. The NZ ones are bad enough. Dunno about them Ozzie ones. But I live in hope........

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    As the other poster said besides repost. The earlier story came from the local paper. Pulling the spike out must have hurt. I wonder if there was a twist or two on the way out.

    I wouldn't taken the spike out. It seems the chances of rupturing something and the whole thing going wrong seem too good.

    I wonder how he got the damage to his leg. Was that post crash. If the owner got the wallet did he get pin codes as well. Really a funny poetic justice story.

    I don't have any sympathy for the thief. Even with the stake being pulled out, wallet taken and being punched.

    It seems the owner did what many would like to do but don't.




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    Punch

    But your honour - I administered the only anethetic I had available to me to help the por fella with his pain! I even administered extra doses to make sure he wouldn't feel the pain he must have been enduring.
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    LOL

    Your honour, he was in pain, so I smashed him one or five times in the face to take his mind off the pain of the spike...

    I'm sure he only took the wallet for identification purposes, to assist the Police in case he took off while he was stowing his bike back at home ..... No intent = no theft....

    Good on the bike owner, I say......

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    Good riddance.


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    I would have taken his wallet, removed the cash, inserted a bill for the bike damage above what the cash would have covered and then put the wallet back. And also taken note of his address so me and mates could visit to collect the outstanding debt.

    It would also take me some effort not to add extra spikes - one doesn't seem enough for the thieving scum that take peoples bikes.
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    sounds like the man deserves a medal to me

    if the cunt hadnt taken the bike he would still have his bus money and unbroken nose!

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    "Honestly occifer the man was screaming like a little girl. I only slapped him to stop him from panicking. I did not steal his wallet, I was worried he might lose consciousness and be robbed by some ne'er do well so took it home with me for safe keeping. Since he wishes to belong to the biking fraternity I have passed his details on to some of my other biker friends to keep an eye for him on him."
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    Not sure if this goes in here or Jokes and Humour

    Now, do I have any sympathy for the guy..? Ah... Nah...

    http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/n...e/1590999.aspx

    Hope the link works okay..
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    That's what you call "karma" lol. He got his comeupance!

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    I would of broken more than his nose,
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    I believe it belongs in repost.

    Bloody funny though

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    hilarious!
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    A terrible waste for a helicopter resource.

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