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    Talking Caption contest -- KYO 2

    After the popularity of the first caption contest, have a crack at this one.

    Rep points for the winner.
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    How not to have sex on a moving motorcycle
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    You spelt a word wrong!!!!

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    Looks like a Colgate ad to me...
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    Good spotting !!! Got the Hitch myself a week or two back. Alzheimers perhaps?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Good spotting !!! Got the Hitch myself a week or two back. Alzheimers perhaps?
    He might have had a good bust at work again
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    Arrow He never really got the idea of the motorcycle.

    When he said he was going for a ride with the misses, he brought a whole new meaning to the concept...
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    Mr Honda was very pleased with the prototype ST1300.

    Tho while the V4 propulsion legged it away from the gaze of the envious competition spies, he did think the luxurious sheep skin seating was a little more that what punters required!


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    Arrow Racey Rider was red with envy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Racey Rider
    Mr Honda was very pleased with the prototype ST1300.

    Tho while the V4 propulsion legged it away from the gaze of the envious competition spies, he did think the luxurious sheep skin seating was a little more that what punters required!

    His ppppprrrrreeeeeesssssiiiiiiooooooooouuuuusssssssss sssssssss, it had been taken away from him. His nights would never be the same again...
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    One more quick'e


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