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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    No where in NZ sucks, and it's about we realised just how lucky we are.
    Bah.

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    One location. Ruawai. IT sucks - STRAIGHTS for ages (anyone who has done the ruawai flats know what I mean) glad I left that place quick smart, although it has some great dirt bike roads!


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    **snip** although it has some great dirt bike roads!
    Jim2 needs a sarcastic emoticon, drumming it's imaginary fingers on an imaginary desk.


    Lou could you video the next event you witness of this ilk please? I'm pleased you avoided any injury yourself, but that is the kind of slapstick I can just watch over, and over, and over, and over, and.....
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Jim2 needs a sarcastic emoticon, drumming it's imaginary fingers on an imaginary desk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by John


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    If I am, what are you?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    If I am, what are you?
    a very disirable young man with large tools. COOL HUH!


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    Damn Near pee'd my pants today too!

    I was driveing along..........it was very windy today when all of a sudden the hood on the front of my car came up up and BANNNNG! into my wind shield!....Wholly CRAP!.........doin like 50k.....Wind shield creeked and cracked all the way home......have a sheet on the inside of car now incase window wants to be a real asshole and buckle in!.....More $$$$$......Sucks to me at the moment!
    The road is straight cast.......Wind's in my eyes.......
    The engine roar's between my thigh's............
    (Desert Plains...Judas Priest!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmsrocker
    I was driveing along..........it was very windy today when all of a sudden the hood on the front of my car came up up and BANNNNG! into my wind shield!....Wholly CRAP!.........doin like 50k.....Wind shield creeked and cracked all the way home......have a sheet on the inside of car now incase window wants to be a real asshole and buckle in!.....More $$$$$......Sucks to me at the moment!
    Thats what god invented bikes for

    But seriously, did you check the bonnet latch, or didnt you secure it properly in the first instance?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky Bills
    Ya gotta love Monday mornings!
    Oh I loved mine this morning...
    After pulling the tank off again last night, I dislodged the vacuume line to the tank and after getting enraged and yelling at the bike I put it back on where I thought it was meant to be. Apparently not there. So I managed to ride the NC up the hill down the hill and then had to ring my great mate MrMelon to help me push it up the "path of insanely stepness" finally we reached the top. We had to slarlom it around a car and into the garage. After asking Melon if I could use his ZX6R to go to work ( cause I was very late) I managed to drop it in the garage ontop on his streetmagic....
    Nothing was broken, apart from my mental health.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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    *slap*

    Pushing a broken nc30 up a steep path is not a fun thing to do at 7am. Oh the bike was a bit of a bitch to push up the hill too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Oh I loved mine this morning...
    After pulling the tank off again last night, I dislodged the vacuume line to the tank and after getting enraged and yelling at the bike I put it back on where I thought it was meant to be. Apparently not there. So I managed to ride the NC up the hill down the hill and then had to ring my great mate MrMelon to help me push it up the "path of insanely stepness" finally we reached the top. We had to slarlom it around a car and into the garage. After asking Melon if I could use his ZX6R to go to work ( cause I was very late) I managed to drop it in the garage ontop on his streetmagic....
    Nothing was broken, apart from my mental health.
    Do I have to come around AGAIN??

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    You sheilas sure has hell had a crap start to the week!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Has NOONE got the point.

    Thats 2 less cages on the road
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Brings to mind the fun and games I saw on the southern motorway a month ago.
    Approaching one of Auckland's spontaneous "lets park on the motorway events" I was keeping an eye on the mirrors for "sleepies",Then a couple of loud bangs in quick succession and I see a large SUV 5 cars back standing vertically on it's nose before goin right over and across three lanes.
    Gee those things are safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    And when you get electricity and colour television it will be perfect.
    Hey, we gotta get houses and flush toilets first
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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