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I rode out of a parking building in town today and as I stopped on the footpath trying to squeeze the mobile out of my tight jeans pocket this worker dude walks past.
So I say.. "Hey can you tell me the time?"
Without hesitating he replies..
"Get a Harley... it's got a clock"
Damned impressive comeback I thought.
So what brilliant comebacks have you heard and bike related would be better.
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I used to use the line "If I never see you again - die happy".
till I got... "I will"
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Cyborg Biker
I usually use when some says "sorry" for something they done which is stupid
"No your not, else you would have done it in the first place..."
#3
Are you talking to me or chewing a brick ?
Cause either way you're going to lose some teeth.
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"You got alot of teeth for a smart arse"
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Originally Posted by jetboy
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Hardcore Biker
when getting hasseled in a crowded place i use.....
"you want to suck my what for how much?" Say it loudly so everyone in a 20m radius can hear ya. Amaising the effect it has hahahaha....
Any Colour You Like
Wife "dont make it worse for yourself"....
My reply "Oh yeah what are you going to do ?........Marry me again ?
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank...
Give a man a bank he can rob the WORLD !!!
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Grumpy sad person say's "I'm not happy!!!"
"Well then, which one are ya?"
That's my favouritist!!!
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Are you all right?
No - I'm half left....
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow aren’t just the 4 cycles of an engine
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Man says to girl: "Sit on my face"
Girl replies: Why, is you nose bigger than you dick?
Po ta toes
Get Fucked or Fuck Off pretty much cover most situations, simple and everyone understands it.
Hardcore Biker
"does my face look like I give a fuck, cause if it does I need to change the way I look"
"you better speak to my arse cause seriously my hand doesn't even want to listen to your bullshit"
"hey let me go check my Give a Shit list.....hmmmm nope it doesn't feature"
Burn the rubber not your soul baby!
Pasta La Vista
Guy to girl"What's your name?"
Girl replies"Off"
Guy"that's a funny name is it your first name or surname?"
Girl"It's my surname,my first name is fuck"
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Ta
Well to do woman, speaking to Winston Churchill. "You're drunk sir"!
Reply, "and you Madam are ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober".
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