
Originally Posted by
McWild
I passed a police car going 500,000m/s while wearing my Tui t shirt and he put his lights on so I pulled over and then I did a burnout and popped the tyre and then I changed the tyre with the help of a friendly Tui bird that happened to be next to me at the time and he still couldn't catch up because he was going so slowly and then I made sweet sweet love to his mother who happened to be passing by in a Tui truck, then I jumped over the truck like Vanilla Ice and then I was like hey why not hit the bottle store so I did and they gave me free boxes of Tui for wearing my Tui t shirt.
Then I raced down the highway while pulling a fourteen o clock wheelie and drinking some of my recently acquired Tui to impress the attractive workers at the Tui factory I was riding past. Then my intuition told me that there was that cop from before coming up so I, with the help of Chewbacca, went into hyperspace where we all went to the Tui planet to drink Tui.
... Tui.
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