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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic13 View Post
    It occurs to me we have;

    Phrases from TV etc which can be utilised.

    Phrases from Kiwiana that can be utilised.

    ...
    What did Sir Ed say when he failed to give way?
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    What did Sir Ed say when he failed to give way?
    "Well, George, we knocked the bastard off"!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ollie.T View Post
    "Well, George, we knocked the bastard off"!!!!
    You got it, Ollie!
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!

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    - Motorcycling is the best medicine.

    - He who rides last, rides longest.

    - The slower bike gets the longer ride.

    - No Suzuki's please, we're British.

    - Head down and throttle on.

    - I came, I saw, I ride a motorcycle.
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    What Lao Tzu would say if he were alive today.


    "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle."
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle

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    "Motorcycling IS everything"
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    What about misquoted bumper stickers or new ones for riding.

    "if you love leather...

    get a motorbike"



    "Love is...

    a motorbike and winding road"



    "motorbike riding

    for people with PASSION"
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    “I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.”

    Robert Frost.

    "Motorcycle riders take the road less traveled,..."

    "Motorcycle riders take the road less traveled, and that makes all the difference."
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle

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    Car drivers experience the world through a bubble. Motorcycle riders experience the world with all their senses.
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle

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    I know this quote is completely unrelated but I just heard it and ...

    It was in reference to short man syndrome or short people who walk around with a chip on their shoulder.

    "you know why that is?"

    "no"

    "It's because they're the last to know it's raining and the first to drown."

    I just thought the quote was well put together.
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