Afghan marriage law

[Stirts]

I am brilliant at maths so no worries, it's the second hole down from the back of the neck, so unless you are deformed, we are OK!

Any hole is a goal John .... much to learn John, much to learn.

[oldrider]

Any hole is a goal John .... much to learn John, much to learn.

Oh wise and sage woman, where have you been all my life? (Sigh)

Unborn for about 80% of it!

[hospitalfood]

i think they are on the right track with the starvation angle.
wish it was legal for me to starve my misses when she does not put out, i would not have to keep hiding it from the neighbours.
i really struggle with that, and getting her vote in general elections.

[martybabe]

I often refuse to have sex until the Bride feeds me, is that the same thing?

Come to think of it, I ain't half fuggin hungry!

[Stirts]

I often refuse to have sex until the Bride feeds me, is that the same thing?

Come to think of it, I ain't half fuggin hungry!

Yeah kind of

I like the old bargaining trick "Huuuuuuuuuuuun if you go to shop and get milk, I will give you a blowjob"

[ManDownUnder]

I like the old bargaining trick "Huuuuuuuuuuuun if you go to shop and get milk, I will give you a blowjob"

Cow's milk and man milk!

Two for the price of one!

[Hitcher]

The only point I ever have is when I point and larf about the size of a mans penis.

Mine is so small that you can't see it. Hah! I win!

[ManDownUnder]

Any hole is a goal John .... much to learn John, much to learn.

What about own goals - are they possible? Do they count?

[martybabe]

I like the old bargaining trick "Huuuuuuuuuuuun if you go to shop and get milk, I will give you a blowjob"

I would never fall for such deviousness! must resiissstt.......

Soooo, how much milk do you want? trim or full fat?, when exactly shall I deliver?

[Clockwork]

Geez, no wonder the milkmen deliver so late in this part of the world!

[Stirts]

Mine is so small that you can't see it. Hah! I win!

Boy oh boy Stirts you and I could have a lot of fun, I would have you in hysterics!

Sounds like you may have take a number and stand in line. And no tapping me on the shoulder...makes me nervous, that.

At least I'm safe LOL (you can't laugh at something you can't see right???)

Statements with the intent to hide the truth?... but now comes the question of what one precives as the truth ... this preception is a personal quality 'one man's truth may be another man's lie'... ... I'm however sceptical bout the sufficiency of these statements for wouldn't a lie told, with no intention of hiding the truth, still be a lie?????

Pics to finding truth, would surely be the only way to sort my confusion out!

Cow's milk and man milk!

Two for the price of one!

I would never fall for such deviousness! must resiissstt.......

Soooo, how much milk do you want? trim or full fat?, when exactly shall I deliver?

Geez, no wonder the milkmen deliver so late in this part of the world!

Caliyum is good for your bones!!

[Insanity_rules]

Any hole is a goal John .... much to learn John, much to learn.

So true, so true. Hey does the armpit count?

[Stirts]

So true, so true. Hey does the armpit count?

The innernit says so, therefore it must!
http://www.armpit-sex.com/

[Insanity_rules]

The innernit says so, therefore it must!
http://www.armpit-sex.com/

Yaay I finally have a fetish to call my own!

[phoenixgtr]

Yeah kind of

I like the old bargaining trick "Huuuuuuuuuuuun if you go to shop and get milk, I will give you a blowjob"

Damn, I don't get any offers like that. I just get sent to the supermarket