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    So about twigs...chimpanzees use them to eat termites. You know what else eats termites? Anteaters. They eat Ants too.



    Edit: so about SMC fiscal structure or lack thereof...

    oh wait, that wasn't the topic of the thread

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    I'll see your anteater and raise you one Bigass Motherfucking Snake.



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    problem with menspace is it requires dancing girls and scantily claid maids, negating the whole idea behind womenspace

    Quote Originally Posted by Danae View Post
    The pie being airbourne causes it to cool ever so slightly, becoming the perfect temperature for om nom-ing. The spinning action causes the cheese to spread out throughout the pie instead of being bunched up at one end. Perfect cheese distribution is attained.
    and clearly pie serving girls will be attending too



    and OMG BEST FOURTH YEAR DESIGN PROJECT EVAR!!!1!!

    the automatic pie thrower; it detects hunger and launches pies where neccessary with the perfect amount of spin etc to even contents and ensure proper internal temperature for consumption

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    XD

    Yeah? Well Walligator will pwn all of you! Prepare for terrible scaley doom!



    His incredible camouflaging abilities will make your head explode!!

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    What the FUCK

    happened to this thread


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    Looks like a fairly normal SMC thread to me. For SMC standards of normal.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Looks like a fairly normal SMC thread to me. For SMC standards of normal.
    Fuck that shit well I'm going for a ride

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    A ride into the chiller? no wait, you'd never do that

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    So I guess noone's riding tomorrow? Highflyer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    You were clearly a man in a past life.
    Whats this past life business....danaes a guy right?

    Bit of an interesting guys name but no wierder than courtney.

    Wait!....wait.......I think I confuzled myself. Danae is the girl and andrew is the guy, easy mistake to make. I honestly believed that your parents were just having a bit of fun with the names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
    Whats this past life business....danaes a guy right?

    Bit of an interesting guys name but no wierder than courtney.

    Wait!....wait.......I think I confuzled myself. Danae is the girl and andrew is the guy, easy mistake to make. I honestly believed that your parents were just having a bit of fun with the names.
    Even weirder with my dick in your mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragingrob View Post
    So I guess noone's riding tomorrow? Highflyer?
    Weather is supposed to be a bit cummy tomorrow.... might be for the best as I've got $70 to last me till thursday...


    If the day looks good at about 10am tomorrow send me a txt so we can hopefully meet in westgate by 11am. Any of you other bugger who want a ride PM for my number, no dirty txts though cos my mum checks my messages (that is actually a joke, but would be kinda hot if she did. You cunts would love that shit.)

    Anyway, back on track, if weather is good, send me a text by 10am to meet in westgate around 11am. Peace out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metalor View Post
    Weather is supposed to be a bit cummy tomorrow.... might be for the best as I've got $70 to last me till thursday...


    If the day looks good at about 10am tomorrow send me a txt so we can hopefully meet in westgate by 11am. Any of you other bugger who want a ride PM for my number, no dirty txts though cos my mum checks my messages (that is actually a joke, but would be kinda hot if she did. You cunts would love that shit.)

    Anyway, back on track, if weather is good, send me a text by 10am to meet in westgate around 11am. Peace out.

    Na f that, only just got up, and weather isn't that gr8 and I don't feel like hardening up.
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    you dont get 180+ hp out of 998cc by being nice to trees.

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    Well I'm going on a ride with a bunch of cruiser riders. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    Well I'm going on a ride with a bunch of cruiser riders. :P
    Shame.

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