Lunatic Truckies

**peasea** · 21st August 2009, 23:40

Originally Posted by NDORFN

I'd fucken pay, I mean PAY to see YOU get around on a walking stick. Seriously.

HEY! It was my father's walking stick, it's cool-as. Simple in design but effective. I'm gonna keep it so as I can use it to berate errant youths when I get to be a grumpy old man.

Next Saturday sounds fine.

**NDORFN** · 22nd August 2009, 00:39

Originally Posted by peasea

HEY! It was my father's walking stick, it's cool-as. Simple in design but effective. I'm gonna keep it so as I can use it to berate errant youths when I get to be a grumpy old man.

Next Saturday sounds fine.

Shit, I always saw walking sticks in antique shops and thought about which one I liked most too. Now I want a bike accident. A black one with engravings an old cunt whacking kids with a walking stick would be cool.

**peasea** · 22nd August 2009, 00:44

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Shit, I always saw walking sticks in antique shops and thought about which one I liked most too. Now I want a bike accident. A black one with engravings an old cunt whacking kids with a walking stick would be cool.

I tell you what; I'm going to be one of those gnarly old cunts that lives in a cottage down the road who comes out waving his walking stick at kids, cars, dogs, cats, cops, darkies, ropeheads, religous pedlars, salesmen and gooks every day, without fail and with every right to do so!

I love democracy!

And if you don't I'll bash you with this here walking stick!

**NDORFN** · 22nd August 2009, 00:58

Originally Posted by peasea

I tell you what; I'm going to be one of those gnarly old cunts that lives in a cottage down the road who comes out waving his walking stick at kids, cars, dogs, cats, cops, darkies, ropeheads, religous pedlars, salesmen and gooks every day, without fail and with every right to do so!

I love democracy!

And if you don't I'll bash you with this here walking stick!

Spoken like a true Republican. But I'll let you off because it revolves around a walking stick. Fuck tasers for pigs man! Walking sticks would be the final word.

**peasea** · 22nd August 2009, 01:04

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Spoken like a true Republican. But I'll let you off because it revolves around a walking stick. Fuck tasers for pigs man! Walking sticks would be the final word.

You have to walk the walk for a real walking stick, right?

You can't just go out and buy one to think you're a true moaning, stumbling old biker. You have to live it!

At what age do think you'll stop riding?

**NDORFN** · 22nd August 2009, 01:11

Originally Posted by peasea

You have to walk the walk for a real walking stick, right?

You can't just go out and buy one to think you're a true moaning, stumbling old biker. You have to live it!

At what age do think you'll stop riding?

About 32. I intend to make the rest of my image up in smoking and burbon. Grandkids wont ever know I never made class 6.

**peasea** · 22nd August 2009, 01:33

Originally Posted by NDORFN

About 32. I intend to make the rest of my image up in smoking and burbon. Grandkids wont ever know I never made class 6.

Where do you buy Class 6 drugs?

**NDORFN** · 22nd August 2009, 01:38

Originally Posted by peasea

Where do you buy Class 6 drugs?

Now that I know you're 52, that's fucken funny.

**peasea** · 22nd August 2009, 01:42

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Now that I know you're 52, that's fucken funny.

Cheeky mutherfucker, I'll have you know we have 6 E's booked for tomorrow night. The old Sansui amp will be bleeding;

Metallica, Sabbath, Perfect Circle, Tool, Garbage and more.

This is one strange old fucker!

**NDORFN** · 22nd August 2009, 01:48

Originally Posted by peasea

Cheeky mutherfucker, I'll have you know we have 6 E's booked for tomorrow night. The old Sansui amp will be bleeding;

Metallica, Sabbath, Perfect Circle, Tool, Garbage and more.

This is one strange old fucker!

Yeah I hope to be swingin' at 50 too. Maybe your wife should talk to my wife.

**peasea** · 22nd August 2009, 02:13

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Yeah I hope to be swingin' at 50 too. Maybe your wife should talk to my wife.

Arrrggghhh! Ick.

It's not the bodies...it's the conversation!

**rebyl** · 22nd August 2009, 07:20

Trains are only OK if you do not want your goods in a hurry.....Biker for 40 years...Transport Operator for self last 30 years....We ALL make mistakes but of course we only tell everyone about other peoples mistakes...just smile...say Dickhead and don't let it spoil your day...If bad enough, simply make a complaint...but if you do that then don't get pissed at someone reporting you some day...Just like the old saying about people living in glass houses etc....or...Let him who is without sin...oh shit I am sounding silly now

My personal hate while in my truck are those little noisy bikes that rip past me without me seeing them comming and they wake me up from my daydreaming...grin.
Harleys of course are exempt from the complaint

**junkmanjoe** · 22nd August 2009, 08:43

Im a truck & trailer operator, and off course a motorcyclist.
yea sometimes other drivers make mistakes, passing other trucks. but take in to count the distance a truck needs to pass another truck.
most cases 3 x the length of passing truck.

and don't forget the stupid passing moves some bikers do as well,, many a time ive nearly had a bike hooked up on my front bumper,,

if a bikes behind me ill let him know when its safe to pass if they cant see, just a simple blink of the indicator and there off, most times a toot or a wave..

but as others say, cant beet the radio..
thats my thoughts
JMJ

**Ixion** · 22nd August 2009, 08:59

Originally Posted by peasea

I tell you what; I'm going to be one of those gnarly old cunts that lives in a cottage down the road who comes out waving his walking stick at kids, cars, dogs, cats, cops, darkies, ropeheads, religous pedlars, salesmen and gooks every day, without fail and with every right to do so!

I love democracy!

And if you don't I'll bash you with this here walking stick!

Hey, that's MY territory. I already got the wlaking stick