Motorway Patrol on next/now (20 August)

**jetboy** · 21st August 2009, 08:38

Haha that was a funny segment of Motorway Patrol! Especially when is mate came hooning past again and the commentators words:

"...when his fellow racer came past after doing a loop...." VVRRRROOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "....that was him!"

I'd be pissing myself laughing if I got pulled up and my mate did that!

**cowpatz** · 21st August 2009, 08:55

Not sure whether the cops enjoy being in front of the camera, playing celebrity dork (most can't even string a sentence together and wear $10 petrol station sunnies), or get pissed at having to play nice and watch their P's and Q's with the offenders.

**Pixie** · 21st August 2009, 09:08

Originally Posted by cowpatz

Not sure whether the cops enjoy being in front of the camera, playing celebrity dork (most can't even string a sentence together and wear $10 petrol station sunnies), or get pissed at having to play nice and watch their P's and Q's with the offenders.

Yeah,that show is only worth watching to see white NZ born cops struggle with the english language.

The classic was the cop who said:"I found a drink can made of a cannabis pipe"
Dumb fucks

**Leyton** · 21st August 2009, 09:18

Originally Posted by v8s&2wheels

yeah bit of a fuck up there.

What pisses me off is cop thinks he knows what hes talking about with chain lube flicking onto the edge of the tyre 'and could easily move to middle of the tyre'. But he doesnt even know how to take a key out of a motorbike. Something screams bullshit artist to me.

The copper looked nervous about to blast a biker for speeding. But wow! Look at that lube!

**onearmedbandit** · 21st August 2009, 09:20

Did anyone notice the footage from the helicopter after the Ducati riders 'mate' rode past again? Looked a lot like a cruiser to me and my girl, not a sportsbike. Did they just chuck random footage in there or did they just film the wrong bike? Or was I too wasted?

**pyrocam** · 21st August 2009, 09:47

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Did anyone notice the footage from the helicopter after the Ducati riders 'mate' rode past again? Looked a lot like a cruiser to me and my girl, not a sportsbike. Did they just chuck random footage in there or did they just film the wrong bike? Or was I too wasted?

I was surprised they did not have another bit after it saying they caught the other biker, they did have a heli on him. maybe because it wasn't the same bike as you suggest.

To me it did look like a different bike. or he was just sitting on his tank with his legs out.

**Ecclesnz** · 21st August 2009, 10:14

Originally Posted by pyrocam

or he was just sitting on his tank with his legs out.

That was his cunning plan to fool the chopper

**boomer** · 21st August 2009, 10:24

Originally Posted by Toot Toot

One time that I got stopped he asked who my "mate" was I was riding with.

ME: You mean the guy on the bike next to me?

COP: Yeah

ME: Didnt know him

COP: Bollocks

ME: (pointing at cars travellig along Mwy)You reckon the guy in that car knows the fella in the car driving in the lane next to him?

COP: ok fair point

did you tell that to the old girl that pulled us on the desert road after i did a runner?

**pyrocam** · 21st August 2009, 10:39

Originally Posted by Ecclesnz

That was his cunning plan to fool the chopper

you could tie auto-inflating black and silver lifejackets to the sides of your bike. pull the string and look like a harley.

also might help if you drive into a really deep puddle

**Toot Toot** · 21st August 2009, 17:25

Originally Posted by boomer

did you tell that to the old girl that pulled us on the desert road after i did a runner?

No way, I dobbed your ass right in!

Who was the dumb fucker that came back ?

**boomer** · 22nd August 2009, 08:46

i dunno, but he sure was a sweet talker !

they had that rozza wrapped around there fingers !

**wbks** · 22nd August 2009, 10:01

Originally Posted by boomer

did you tell that to the old girl that pulled us on the desert road after i did a runner?

Originally Posted by Toot Toot

No way, I dobbed your ass right in!

Who was the dumb fucker that came back ?

Originally Posted by boomer

i dunno, but he sure was a sweet talker !

they had that rozza wrapped around there fingers !

Fuck, you guys are cool. Can you please tell us some more about the time you did a runner? I mean, I know nobody asked, or cares, but go on...

**MarkH** · 22nd August 2009, 10:20

Originally Posted by WarlockNZ

saw part of that one .. didn't really have a problem with the guy with no license ... he wasn't realy doing anything wrong in my opinion. just a little fast over the bridge...

come on ... it's an 80 zone ... no one does 80 over the bridge if they don't have to ... LOL . shit .. how many people actually know it's an 80 zone

i sense a poll coming on ... ha ha

I know that the bridge is an 80 zone, I just choose to treat it as a 100 zone. That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and the cop said I was going over 80 - I said "gee I thought the whole motorway system was 100k" he said he was fairly sure I was going over 100 too and told me to take it easy in future, which of course I did