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    Quote Originally Posted by wbks View Post
    You're a vulgar old bugger, aye?
    Was just reminded of the fact that i was a "vulgar young bugger" as well.Least theres some consistency eh.
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    I smell bullshit. Question is...is it him or me?
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    "Ah did not come in her mouth","ah did not have sexual relations with Mr Clarke".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Bush....''I will neither confirm nor deny that, Ms Clarke is a good lay''
    Bush....''I will neither confirm nor deny, that this person is a woman"... "The FBI are conducting some testing however".
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    And what's with the world athletics outfit going on about female imposters winning,they aint got nothing on him/her.
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    "Yeah yeah, blah blah blah. My dick's still bigger than yours"
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    You may act like a man but you are a woman, A WOMAN!!!

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    Aah will be the may'an thet puts the fingah in the dyke of carmunist expanshun in the sahth pahcific.

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    Cook me some eggs bush

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    The double-sized head of Bush is about to eat little Miss tiny Clark........


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    Quote Originally Posted by T.G.W View Post
    "Ah Deed Nawt Have Sexuwal Relayshuns with this Woman"
    Let's face it, who would admit to that? I know I wouldn't.
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    To bush's discust he has noticed the makeup-caked mole on clarkes chin. wait why is his head 3 times bigger than helens?
    Thats whats up.

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    If I could stop him talking so much crap, I could probably claim carbon credits and really get in good with the green party...
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