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  1. 6th April 2005, 15:33 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Sharon was enjoying her swim until she noticed the brown floater off her starboard bow.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    And the next effort is...

    You know all about the judge.

    Rep points for the winner.
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    the surface tension of the water in the pool was kind of high that day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    Oops my waters broke
    Was thinking along the same lines but didn't have the balls to post it.
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    Astrid, displaying her trademark smile, gives no hint of the misplaced finger by her teammate during the launch
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    Quote Originally Posted by madboy
    Astrid, displaying her trademark smile, gives no hint of the misplaced finger by her teammate during the launch
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    Georgina was totally unaware that the iceskating had been cancelled due to unseasonably warm weather
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    And the judge's decision is:

    Highly commendeds this time to:

    TonyB (#2 and #10)
    Bugjuice (#11)
    Quasievil (#22)
    MSTRS (#26)

    Very highly commended:

    Spudchucka (#14)


    And the winner this time is...

    Customary drum roll please...


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    I'm a bit late for this one (on a course), but I couldn't resist........

    Leaping into the pool without testing the temperature first, Dot found that the water was cold enough to make her lips curl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krayy
    I'm a bit late for this one (on a course), but I couldn't resist........

    Leaping into the pool without testing the temperature first, Dot found that the water was cold enough to make her lips curl.
    Went up camping one hot summer's day, sweltering walk up the mountain with a full pack, got to my favourite camping spot beside a mountauin stream, dropped my pack and moved purposefully towards the stream shedding clothing as I went, rock-hopped out into the middle of the stream above a nice deep pool and jumped in.

    Felt like I was about to erupt out of the water like a Polaris missile - really hard to fight the natural tendency to suck in a lungful of air and scream - I'd've got a lungful of icy water...
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