Forum whore
We've all heard the mis-quotes of famous quotes like;
People in glass houses shouldn't throw black kettles.
So what mis-quotes have you heard or can you create and how about using a motorcycle theme to the mis-quote. We'd build a pool of useful motorcycle themed mis-quotes for the world to enjoy.
"People in glass houses shouldn't ride motorcycles"
"People in glass houses shouldn't throw motorcycle helmets"
"Like a motorcycle (rider) in a china shop"
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Forum whore
You could also just post up quotes for people to manipulate like
"As useless as tits on a bull"
"Sticks like wet shit to a blanket"
"The early bird gets the worm"
"Too many cooks spoil the broth"
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle
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Comfortably Different
"The faster you go, the faster you go"
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
when in doubt, power out.
too many cocks spoil the broth!
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
NEDWN VIII
Look before you Loop.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on motorbikes.
Highway Biker
When it's not on, it's still on!
Forum whore
A motorcycle divided cannot be ridden.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle
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Forum whore
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a motorcycle.
A (motorcycle) ride a day keeps the doctor away.
Behind every great man there's a motorcycle.
Better to have owned a motorcycle and lost it than to have never owned one at all.
Better to have had a motorcycle licence and lost it than to have never had one at all.
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Phrases I can't adapt yet...
As dead as a doornail. (I want to replace doornail with an appropriate motorcycle "d" word and not Ducati. I want to keep the phrases generalised and supportive of bikes and brands.)
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle
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parting of the sensory
As dead as a dunger?
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
Hardcore Biker
"If its to be then its up to me"
"No means no"
lets see some addition to these
Jesus was nailed up to some wood, two thousand years later and book sales are still good
Hardcore Biker
A one-eyed tar snake
Jesus was nailed up to some wood, two thousand years later and book sales are still good
Forum whore
"motorcycles are cheap transport........."
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no matter where you go, there ur bike is
"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal
Scooter boy
A rolling bike gathers no moss.
He who rides fastest, rides alone.
Scooter boy
Where there's smoke there's a two stroke.
He who rides fastest, rides alone.
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