Worst & Stupidest

[viper]

whats the worst and the stupidest crash you have been in?

[Waylander]

Stupidest would have to be my first one. Wasn't really watchin traffic due to the hot biker chick goin the other direction when traffic stopped in front of me and I went into the rear bumper of the car in front of me. Luckily it was another cute chick and as I was being loaded into the ambulance (nothin major just a broken arm) I mannaged to ask her out. Yea some of you have heard the story before but some havn't.

[NC]

Don't take acid and ride...

[Blackbird]

Stupidest was falling off my Blackbird in front of a mate at about 1km/hr when I lost my footing coming to a stop. He had trouble lifting the bike off me because he was laughing so much.

Worst was having the throttle of my drag bike stick open at over 130 mph a lifetime ago in the UK when I was young and bulletproof. Ended up putting it into a field at the side of the strip just through the timing lights. Incredibly, there was only quite minor damage to the bike and I just had a few bruises, plus my leathers packed with dirt (and other brown stuff )

[Two Smoker]

Car crash, practicing handbrake slides in my trusty mitsi (FWD) didnt give it enough accelerator, snapped, tried to catch. Sort of caught, but then the tree did the rest...

Bike crash?? Alot of mine have been stupid lol...

[Big Dog]

Worst Sunstrike Gravel unknown corner at 30-40kmph. GRRRRRRR
Stupidest was the other driver collected me from behind while waiting for the lights.
Oh you mean my stupididty, I fell of in A dates driveway at a speed so low it did not display on the speedo.

[zooter]

Stupidest: Not looking where I wanted to be going on a 35kph corner doing about......35kph. Into the gravel on the left, front brake did the rest. It's what you call learning the hard way. Just dumb luck not to have learned that lesson at high speed.
Worst: Cresting hill on 50cc scooter, middle of the night, middle of winter, misty rain has fallen on frozen road to create the slickest of slick black ice. Full noise on scoot at about 45kph, ass hits ground at 45kph amidst a shower of sparks off the scoot frame grinding through the ice. Lucky not to be collected by following traffic.

[Aitch]

while looking left......ended up bonnet skating, wrecking front end of my bike and badly damaging my left knee as the bike bounced off the car. (I think)

[Big Dave]

whats the worst and the stupidest crash you have been in?

ALL of them.

[roo]

150+ kph lanesplitting up a passing lane between a 40tonne truck and a line of cars passing it... you see where this is going...? (apparently i was the only person who didnt...)
...the car at the front pulled in... i wake up 10 days later in auckland hospital with tubes coming out everywhere...
*shrug* maybe I would have made it if were going faster... hmmmm...

[zeRax]

too much juice on wet grass, wet grass is a killer, wheres the traction at? heh
bent brake lever and slightly bent handle bars - even sllightly they still took grunt to get them perfect again, bump on leg when bike landed

(i go over alot of grass and gravel and stuff cause of work)

[John]

stupidest: Ok, on the northland ride a few weeks back, when we started turning around to help Alucard, I managed to turn in the thickest grass, and yup the bastard decided to loose traction and fall over I felt like a tosser, although didnt care as we were all abit more worried about alucard.

second stupidest: dropping the clutch and pulling the biggest wheelie I ever did in the ZZR prob about 30deg (est) and hit a fire hydrant and lost the rear wheel landed it but it was heading straight for a curve and ended up having to drop it at about 80 or more I figured, and now I have 2 screwed knees one from hockey and rugby, the other from this incident, possibilities of an operations are around


worst: the 25kmph writeoff, poor ZZR was a victom to randomly thrown gravel, and ended up tettering over a ditch, 8k worth of damage, without the gearbox damage accounted for!

[Madmax]

leaning to hard on an kawasaki H1D going round a corner
the chamber lifted the back wheel off the ground
(there was a cop around the corner who though it was real
funny)

[BNZ]

My only road bike crash was on my CBR250RR when a guy pulled out in front of me towing a trailer. I T-Boned the trailed, did a complete sommersault and landed running on the other side Bike was a write off.

Stupid crashes are almost a daily occurence on my CRF50

[Motu]

Riding off road on my week old Yamaha over some bad ruts in 3rd gear - I looked up and saw a guy on an identical bike to mine doing the same thing...looking deep into each others eyes the mirror images converged and became a single crumpled heap sprouting too many arms,legs and handle bars...