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[Big Dave]

But how duz I can noz wot widget I can wants until theyz show me da widgit ?

Whole point of widgets is youz duz not can noz thaz u wantz it until youz seez it. Then youz realises that youz wanted one of thoz all your life.

Commercial reality intercedes.

[Ixion]

Reality ? I don't want anything to do with that. Dreadful place . I went there once, couldn't get away fast enough.

Thank goodness for the Interwibble where one can find and buy all the widgets one has wanted all ones life but never realised. How did society manage to exist before it was invented ?

The concept of life without Internet seems a gross contradiction in terms.