Lucky day!

**CM2005** · 30th August 2009, 18:13

I was riding home last week, well outside the curfew time for my Learners licence, and came onto the motorway at about 160 k's an hour, checked my mirrors to change lanes, and see the old red blue red blue red blue of the coppers..
I'm like oh man, why was i riding that fast?!

So i pull over, the officer comes and has a chat, somehting like this -
Cop "how fast were you going?"
me "too fast?"
cop "yeap, where's your licence?"
me "um, here sir"
cop "learners eh?"
me "sir"
cop "what were you doing this late at night?"
me "visiting my friends at navy sir, then going back to base" (i'm in the royal new zealand airforce)
cop "airforce eh?"
me "sir"
cop "dont call me sir, i know what people like you call sir, i was in the RAF and i ride bikes, go buy a fookin lottery ticket and go home"
me "thanks sir"

so i rode home about 10k's under the speed limit eveywhere, and have been keeping to the limits since..

Goes to show what good coppers there are out there.

**98tls** · 30th August 2009, 18:30

FFS dont say that on here

No doubt all the keyboard cop haters will be along soon to tell you it wasnt possible.

**Hahn** · 30th August 2009, 18:48

Lucky you weren't in Woody huh

**varminter** · 30th August 2009, 19:48

Good one, and how much did you win on the lottery

**caseye** · 30th August 2009, 19:53

Cause if you didn't take a ticket you should have! Pleased to see that there are still some real people out ther doing their jobs to the best of their abilities and using their nouse.

**nsrpaul** · 30th August 2009, 20:16

just showing off ya lucky barstad

sounds like you really deserved a ticket but got away with it all the same, I would take him up on the lotto ticket advice

or should we all be joining the air force??

**nsrpaul** · 30th August 2009, 20:17

wait, we have no planes and they make you do things like marching

ill take the ticket

**chef** · 30th August 2009, 20:18

Originally Posted by caseye

Cause if you didn't take a ticket you should have! Pleased to see that there are still some real people out ther doing their jobs to the best of their abilities and using their nouse.

you lucky mofo what 250 goes 160kph? i want one

**sil3nt** · 30th August 2009, 21:05

Your in the Air Force "visiting" mates in the Navy and you don't ride a Honda

**Headbanger** · 30th August 2009, 21:13

Sounds like that cop needs some retraining, They are employed to give out tickets.

perhaps you should have reminded him.

Reminds me of the Aussie panel beater who discounted me $400 off the repairs to my car when I told him I was working at the navy base in Sydney, Silly fucker even thanked me for doing my bit for the country.

I was out their to dig a freakin ditch.

**98tls** · 30th August 2009, 21:19

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Sounds like that cop needs some retraining, They are employed to give out tickets.

perhaps you should have reminded him.

Reminds me of the Aussie panel beater who discounted me $400 off the repairs to my car when I told him I was working at the navy base in Sydney, Silly fucker even thanked me for doing my bit for the country.

I was out their to dig a freakin ditch.

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**NDORFN** · 30th August 2009, 21:20

God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.

**Hahn** · 30th August 2009, 21:30

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Reminds me of the Aussie panel beater who discounted me $400 off the repairs to my car when I told him I was working at the navy base in Sydney, Silly fucker even thanked me for doing my bit for the country.

Originally Posted by NDORFN

God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.

We could use a little more patriotism...

Thanks for serving

**CookMySock** · 30th August 2009, 21:32

Originally Posted by NDORFN

God cops out there? He was just blatantly descriminating. We're not all in the RNZAF so his generosity isn't going to apply to the rest of us. What a cock.

I reckon. The rest of us get nailed to the fucking wall for shit like that. That fucks me off.

Steve